Mar 1, 2020 1:50 AM
DrCorona365
72067
1760
35
GorillaPilot
He was then next Hitler
Xaldyn
All the other birds currently sitting on the power lines:
Mou5e
Made me sad.
scottsinflavortown
Xtra kwispy
DeinEggo
Cat that was eyeballing the bird moments before:
TherealNotSid
Well, electric attacks are super effective on flying types.
pptninja
Hmmm looks like a malfunctioning drone #birdsarentreal
Iullyiullyus
SoraHjort
Tried to go through the power lines, created a circuit, became fried.
poogie67
That goose is cooked!
isteponmykidstoys
Beat me to it
thatwastooclose
matchstickmetropolis
that image is LARGE
elhopaness
But the only thing that has quality is the text, smh.
SliderOfElay
That wasn't lightning. That was power lines...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Zeus works in mysterious ways.
WithaChainedHorseDick
Pick it up, free meal
bwanej24
Did it lay an egg inflight
aReasonableMan
I thought that was its beak
zigmann
What did it ground on I wonder?
Jaggggggg
two phase fault
aRootinaTootin
Touched two lines and short circuited.
skittyboy423
v
halfsquints
flash fried chicken
jiten122
Skynet was testing it out before sending one through
134baxJumper
In a previous life it had been very very bad.
ProgeriaProstitutes
It's mister Beak! https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-intro-gif-10715962
ddriscoll3
Is that a goose? Why didn’t anyone try CPR? Someone should have at least moved it off the road. It might have been alive, just in shock.
IDGAFAA
I hope he ok
BonusP0INT
Sleepy night night
CareAma
God has served you dinner, roasted white meat
pballjay
It's nice when the roadkill is pre-cooked.
[deleted]
Djmachale1
So the taste could be shocking?
spontaneous9
Unless the lower digestive tract is ruptured (could easily have exploded inside the body cavity). If so, most of the meat would be ruined.
eromitlab
Order up!
HelplessRomantic
free lunch y'all, just pluck dem feathers and it's all good
ButtchugSomeGatorade
Too soon ?
PickleMorty
Pretty sure you could still eat that. _/(××)\_
LittleIrishTurnip
Is he OK?
BeanMugged
That's a terminator pigeon
bdoverflow101
Goose
StupidIdeaMaschine
That's a terminated pigeon.
KingORedLions
Seems more like a terminated pigeon to me.
DeepInTheForest
Looked like a terminator canadian goose.
LucianKane
Any reason I shouldnt grab it from the middle of the road, throw it in my car, take it home and unroll it's skin like taking off a sock?
gamgeegirl3
blargbeast
Come with me if you want bread
HarryFrumvrk
Big fucking pigeons in the future.
PopeyeTheSailor
RayYourChantingSatanIsGoodSatanIsOurPal
Bahaha...thanks! Laughed out loud!
TheUneasyBoosh
dreamweaver35
I didn't think they took naps after coming through
AnonymousNPC10
erroniousmaximus
I kind of feel bad for it. In nature they would never have died.
Slimilly260
There's no such thing as immortal geese. Thank God...
True. Though the fool I am to have wished it upon the world.
nonCanadianGoose
Was it a Canadian goose? It might have deserved it
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Username checks out
MoreButterForMyHam
You gotta problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
WHISKEYflip936
Rickitybrick
Years ago we didnt have no Canadian geese. Now we got so many were cooking them mid flight. Must be fucking nice.
Kinokawa
The Canadian goose? Do they taste better marinated?
onlyhalfghost
they can't taste *worse* marinated.
GuybrushThreepwoodAMightyPirate
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all i know!
Apparently, god had a problem with this particular goose
GorillaPilot
He was then next Hitler
Xaldyn
All the other birds currently sitting on the power lines:
Mou5e
Made me sad.
scottsinflavortown
Xtra kwispy
DeinEggo
Cat that was eyeballing the bird moments before:
TherealNotSid
Well, electric attacks are super effective on flying types.
pptninja
Hmmm looks like a malfunctioning drone #birdsarentreal
Iullyiullyus
SoraHjort
Tried to go through the power lines, created a circuit, became fried.
poogie67
That goose is cooked!
isteponmykidstoys
Beat me to it
thatwastooclose
matchstickmetropolis
that image is LARGE
elhopaness
But the only thing that has quality is the text, smh.
SliderOfElay
That wasn't lightning. That was power lines...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Zeus works in mysterious ways.
WithaChainedHorseDick
Pick it up, free meal
bwanej24
Did it lay an egg inflight
aReasonableMan
I thought that was its beak
zigmann
What did it ground on I wonder?
Jaggggggg
two phase fault
aRootinaTootin
Touched two lines and short circuited.
skittyboy423
halfsquints
flash fried chicken
jiten122
Skynet was testing it out before sending one through
134baxJumper
In a previous life it had been very very bad.
ProgeriaProstitutes
It's mister Beak! https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-intro-gif-10715962
ddriscoll3
Is that a goose? Why didn’t anyone try CPR? Someone should have at least moved it off the road. It might have been alive, just in shock.
IDGAFAA
I hope he ok
BonusP0INT
Sleepy night night
CareAma
God has served you dinner, roasted white meat
pballjay
It's nice when the roadkill is pre-cooked.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Djmachale1
So the taste could be shocking?
spontaneous9
Unless the lower digestive tract is ruptured (could easily have exploded inside the body cavity). If so, most of the meat would be ruined.
eromitlab
Order up!
HelplessRomantic
free lunch y'all, just pluck dem feathers and it's all good
ButtchugSomeGatorade
Too soon ?
PickleMorty
Pretty sure you could still eat that. _/(××)\_
LittleIrishTurnip
Is he OK?
BeanMugged
That's a terminator pigeon
bdoverflow101
Goose
StupidIdeaMaschine
That's a terminated pigeon.
KingORedLions
Seems more like a terminated pigeon to me.
DeepInTheForest
Looked like a terminator canadian goose.
LucianKane
Any reason I shouldnt grab it from the middle of the road, throw it in my car, take it home and unroll it's skin like taking off a sock?
gamgeegirl3
blargbeast
Come with me if you want bread
HarryFrumvrk
Big fucking pigeons in the future.
PopeyeTheSailor
RayYourChantingSatanIsGoodSatanIsOurPal
Bahaha...thanks! Laughed out loud!
TheUneasyBoosh
dreamweaver35
I didn't think they took naps after coming through
AnonymousNPC10
erroniousmaximus
I kind of feel bad for it. In nature they would never have died.
Slimilly260
There's no such thing as immortal geese. Thank God...
erroniousmaximus
True. Though the fool I am to have wished it upon the world.
nonCanadianGoose
Was it a Canadian goose? It might have deserved it
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Username checks out
MoreButterForMyHam
You gotta problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
WHISKEYflip936
Rickitybrick
Years ago we didnt have no Canadian geese. Now we got so many were cooking them mid flight. Must be fucking nice.
Kinokawa
The Canadian goose? Do they taste better marinated?
onlyhalfghost
they can't taste *worse* marinated.
GuybrushThreepwoodAMightyPirate
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all i know!
nonCanadianGoose
Apparently, god had a problem with this particular goose