Me at the club

Mar 4, 2019 7:50 AM

martinyver

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So out of your element and doomed to be left alone again tonight @OP?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want a dolphin to hump you? Because this is how you get a dolphin to hump you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dolphins are just gay sharks

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You and your friend share one guy?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then they fucked

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wish!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck SeaWorld.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 10

That dolphin is officially more kissed than me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This is great." - Dolphin

7 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 4

That dolphin is being harassed at work, I’ll have you know.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The ladies just ignore me

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Great, just great. Another impossible body type to compete with.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This dolphin is working!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pimpin flipper

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both girls thik you are sweet, but you're going home alone?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly my boyfriend without me ??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

It's been 30 minutes and no one's posted "Can't rape the willing"? I'm kind of impressed, Imgur. You're growing up.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Can't rape the willing

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I bet he would be happier free in the sea?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ive seen enoff dolphin videos to know them 2 girls are gonna get banged by a fish

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You at the club? You mean wet, slimy, and smelling vaguely of fish?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or do you mean like the dolphin.......?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get a kiss, you get a kiss, everyone gets a kiss !

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Said no catholic priest ever... ?1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and then he wants more than foreplay

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the guy that always posts that dolphins rape people

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I guess you are the guy now!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably being raped by a dolphin.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

God i wish i was getting smooched by a dolphin

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 5

I mean, they have a bit of a reputation for giving more than smooches.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Super rapey

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a Dolphin with his dick out and he's coming for us, run!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So you're knackin' on dolphins at the club?

7 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 3

The real question is, does he do it on porpoise?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Asian guy chiming in. No woman, let alone two, have kissed me at the club. Im just as smart, charming, and hairless as that dolphin!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You're not ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Better than clubbing with seals. Those fuckers can dance all night.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Great. Now dolphins get more action than me.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Life is rough, join the club.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To be honest, dolphins get more action than almost anyone, the horny bastards.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What do you mean 'now'?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too bad dolphins don't wag their tail when happy. Can't tell if the dolphin actually enjoys this.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Tldr? Captive-bred dolphins are relatively happy in captivity and the highlight of their day is spending time with their trainers

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Note the study doesn't compare the happiness of captive-bred dolphins to wild ones, but the intentions are to pave the way for that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're like a fish out of water in the club?

7 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Ackthually, dolphins are mammals

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

So are coconuts

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From what I understand there is considerable debate on that subject among biologists

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, but that doesn't make for a fun joke

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're mother's a mammal!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

We ain’t nothin’ but mammals, you and me. Baby.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got something and it goes thumping like this...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0