Mar 4, 2019 7:50 AM
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DukePhelan
So out of your element and doomed to be left alone again tonight @OP?
km9v
Do you want a dolphin to hump you? Because this is how you get a dolphin to hump you.
cordulagruen
Dolphins are just gay sharks
XthaKung
You and your friend share one guy?
vtwzqp5
And then they fucked
WeirdGolfer
You wish!
nikkilaurakevin365
IAmArthurKingofTheBritons
Fuck SeaWorld.
SanderTheStrange
That dolphin is officially more kissed than me
snaggletoof
"This is great." - Dolphin
BSutherland
That dolphin is being harassed at work, I’ll have you know.
proracing53
The ladies just ignore me
Wellshiet
Great, just great. Another impossible body type to compete with.
slurrybarffast
ScaredWrench
This dolphin is working!
handbanana13
Pimpin flipper
unfriendlybastard
Both girls thik you are sweet, but you're going home alone?
lililol
That’s exactly my boyfriend without me ??
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
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VigorousButtstuff
It's been 30 minutes and no one's posted "Can't rape the willing"? I'm kind of impressed, Imgur. You're growing up.
cannotdecideusername
Can't rape the willing
icouldgetarrestedforthis
I bet he would be happier free in the sea?
Dicejr
Ive seen enoff dolphin videos to know them 2 girls are gonna get banged by a fish
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
You at the club? You mean wet, slimy, and smelling vaguely of fish?
or do you mean like the dolphin.......?
PeculiarBaguette
You get a kiss, you get a kiss, everyone gets a kiss !
Redisia
Said no catholic priest ever... ?1
Quebeker
and then he wants more than foreplay
Sephority
Where's the guy that always posts that dolphins rape people
RowanUnderwood
I guess you are the guy now!
onepinksheep
Probably being raped by a dolphin.
Voxai23
God i wish i was getting smooched by a dolphin
Molvanian
I mean, they have a bit of a reputation for giving more than smooches.
amoebasUNITE
thedmoninme
Super rapey
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a Dolphin with his dick out and he's coming for us, run!
slidewhistlesymphony
So you're knackin' on dolphins at the club?
Ilurklikekirk
The real question is, does he do it on porpoise?
thebadcomment
Asian guy chiming in. No woman, let alone two, have kissed me at the club. Im just as smart, charming, and hairless as that dolphin!
snail117
You're not ?
JeepersMedia
Fiss
Better than clubbing with seals. Those fuckers can dance all night.
stratplaya2000
Great. Now dolphins get more action than me.
belovedlover
Life is rough, join the club.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
To be honest, dolphins get more action than almost anyone, the horny bastards.
CaptAmazo
What do you mean 'now'?
LarnRegis
Too bad dolphins don't wag their tail when happy. Can't tell if the dolphin actually enjoys this.
c00lbeans69
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44273624
Tldr? Captive-bred dolphins are relatively happy in captivity and the highlight of their day is spending time with their trainers
Note the study doesn't compare the happiness of captive-bred dolphins to wild ones, but the intentions are to pave the way for that
Higge
You're like a fish out of water in the club?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Ackthually, dolphins are mammals
IMakeYourMotherJokes
So are coconuts
From what I understand there is considerable debate on that subject among biologists
I know, but that doesn't make for a fun joke
You're mother's a mammal!
melwil
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals, you and me. Baby.
dunkyclone
I got something and it goes thumping like this...
DukePhelan
So out of your element and doomed to be left alone again tonight @OP?
km9v
Do you want a dolphin to hump you? Because this is how you get a dolphin to hump you.
cordulagruen
Dolphins are just gay sharks
XthaKung
You and your friend share one guy?
vtwzqp5
And then they fucked
WeirdGolfer
You wish!
nikkilaurakevin365
IAmArthurKingofTheBritons
Fuck SeaWorld.
SanderTheStrange
That dolphin is officially more kissed than me
snaggletoof
"This is great." - Dolphin
BSutherland
That dolphin is being harassed at work, I’ll have you know.
proracing53
The ladies just ignore me
Wellshiet
Great, just great. Another impossible body type to compete with.
slurrybarffast
ScaredWrench
This dolphin is working!
handbanana13
Pimpin flipper
unfriendlybastard
Both girls thik you are sweet, but you're going home alone?
lililol
That’s exactly my boyfriend without me ??
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
VigorousButtstuff
It's been 30 minutes and no one's posted "Can't rape the willing"? I'm kind of impressed, Imgur. You're growing up.
cannotdecideusername
Can't rape the willing
icouldgetarrestedforthis
I bet he would be happier free in the sea?
Dicejr
Ive seen enoff dolphin videos to know them 2 girls are gonna get banged by a fish
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
You at the club? You mean wet, slimy, and smelling vaguely of fish?
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
or do you mean like the dolphin.......?
PeculiarBaguette
You get a kiss, you get a kiss, everyone gets a kiss !
Redisia
Said no catholic priest ever...
?1
Quebeker
and then he wants more than foreplay
Sephority
Where's the guy that always posts that dolphins rape people
RowanUnderwood
I guess you are the guy now!
onepinksheep
Probably being raped by a dolphin.
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
Voxai23
God i wish i was getting smooched by a dolphin
Molvanian
I mean, they have a bit of a reputation for giving more than smooches.
amoebasUNITE
thedmoninme
Super rapey
Molvanian
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a Dolphin with his dick out and he's coming for us, run!
slidewhistlesymphony
So you're knackin' on dolphins at the club?
Ilurklikekirk
The real question is, does he do it on porpoise?
thebadcomment
Asian guy chiming in. No woman, let alone two, have kissed me at the club. Im just as smart, charming, and hairless as that dolphin!
snail117
You're not ?
JeepersMedia
Fiss
Better than clubbing with seals. Those fuckers can dance all night.
stratplaya2000
Great. Now dolphins get more action than me.
belovedlover
Life is rough, join the club.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
To be honest, dolphins get more action than almost anyone, the horny bastards.
CaptAmazo
What do you mean 'now'?
LarnRegis
Too bad dolphins don't wag their tail when happy. Can't tell if the dolphin actually enjoys this.
c00lbeans69
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44273624
c00lbeans69
Tldr? Captive-bred dolphins are relatively happy in captivity and the highlight of their day is spending time with their trainers
c00lbeans69
Note the study doesn't compare the happiness of captive-bred dolphins to wild ones, but the intentions are to pave the way for that
Higge
You're like a fish out of water in the club?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Ackthually, dolphins are mammals
IMakeYourMotherJokes
So are coconuts
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
From what I understand there is considerable debate on that subject among biologists
Higge
I know, but that doesn't make for a fun joke
Molvanian
You're mother's a mammal!
melwil
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals, you and me. Baby.
dunkyclone
I got something and it goes thumping like this...