This guys sister sucks.

Oct 29, 2017 3:46 AM

This guys sister sucks.

Or Maybe she doesn't.

You could've taken the simple precaution of locking the door.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read this as "Sister wants in..."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pranked

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This story is all wrong, that's not how this is supposed to end, or do I watch too much porn ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you finish?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

This is a standard on familys side, but also - lock the damn door.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good on the family, sister was a bitch,

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I just say I appreciate OP putting "This guy's sister" so no one mistakes it as OC? Good on you, OP

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I tried but it didn't work. Can't give credit to OP because I can't find the post it was 2 years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

How is this front page of Imgur?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nothing wrong with nugget porn

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So... what kind?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

top notch parents there, awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What kind of sister doesn't give him a hand?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Jesus dude that's fucking disgusting, you've been watching way too much porn if you think that shit would happen. a good sister gives head.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mind your own business #MYOB learn it, live it, love it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Your sis sounds like her future husband will be wanking a lot..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I want to know what type of porn it was, come on @OP

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not my OC. But original OP said it was vanilla lesbian porn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then the whole bus applauded.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

@merryfellowlurker you stole this post I know this because I got 2 very high point comments the last time it was posted

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Why is it a problem that this was a repost? its not like the OP claimed it was their creation nor is it copyrighted material

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you mad, bro?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

That why I said this guys sister.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

Her not sucking is the reason the poor guy has to masturbate in the first place.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Your sister sounds like a real bitch. Whats her number?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Lock the door perhaps? No?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I was expecting a different plot twist, guess I need to ease off porn....

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Naw man, until you find your way to gay beastiality, you good

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile my sister makes up lies about me having sex with my boyfriend in the shower, and my parents believe her

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

who doesn't have sex in their shower with their SO

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

weird... my girlfriends mum actually suggested we shower together when we weren't sure whether we needed to be stealthy. she's pretty cool.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

afterwards my mum did eventually say that we could have sex anywhere we wanted....except for her bed. Which is fair.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's only one good response, "I do it everywhere, stop shaming me! I hate you and I was thinking about your friend Grace!"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Trying to work out if your taking credit for that, or if you think we all know it's Rick and Morty

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That shouldn't take you long. It's not really funny w/o the reference.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 645 Dislikes 6

It's called a loop, brah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. That’s when I begin my research and locate the full thing, or at least a 5-10 min long version. Bruh.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That my friend is the real dangers that face us in our modern technological society.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

r/p*rninfifteenseconds

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not the hero we wanted, but he was

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not trying to get banned lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The risk was worth the fake internet points ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didn't do it for the points. Did it to spread the love

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Porn? Hell a Walmart flyer model does it for me.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hahahha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assert dominance maintain eye contact and finish.

8 years ago | Likes 596 Dislikes 10

FINISH HER!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know what, there actually was such scene in that Tilda Swinton film. She was mother of Kevin and opened door when he was masturbating.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

My kind of guy right here.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Invite her in to fix your sink and well you know the rest..

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

My next door neighbor must not watch porn, she asked if I could fix her sink, I’ve been here an hour and I’m still fixing her sink.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in neighbours forcet.

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8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

There is really a gif for everything

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Wtf is the context of this gif

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Movie called we need to talk about Kevin. Kevin is crazy

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Do they end up talking about him?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Actually no, they talk to him though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brazilian fart porn followed by Asian girls puking in each others mouths

8 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 9

Pfft two videos. Dig a little deeper! They have puking Asians in Brazil.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but what are their motivations? How does it drive the story forward?

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8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oooh, imports

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stopppppp

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with those. Maybe some health issues, but as long as everyone consents.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Keep going...

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Wait, did you watch that shit?

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

South park, dunno which episode. Its about the internet being gone

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They gotta whole mess of internet out californey way

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just puked a little in my own mouth visualizing that

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You don't watch SouthPark, then?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOT

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity I went to pornhub for the first time. There is a shocking amount of fart porn out there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, yeah. First time. Yeah, yeah you were shocked. Your genitals are now like raw steak but your going to church so it’s all okay.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. No, I love porn, but I'm a woman, so I'm geared more towards dirty stories rather than video and if I do watch video, it's pretty 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Specific stuff depending on my mood, so I just google that until I find what I'm looking for.

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8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

It makes me sad that none of the other commenters caught that joke.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Is that not just "two girls, one cup"? Nothing can get more vile than that. Can not unsee!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buddy, you've seen nothing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buddy, in which case I'm very much content then.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ooh yes it can. i dunno what it was called but there was some shock porn involving an group of asians drinking lots of puke and liquid shit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You clearly haven’t seen the full version of two girls one cup - that’s exactly what happens, except the group is two.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i never made it more than a few seconds into 2g1c. i closed the tab after they started licking it. this thing had no intro. and like 6 girls

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0