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weidermeijer
Who knew microwaves sang Crash Test Dummies?
CausticLemonEnema
#15 its seriously the best one
GusTheBard
#5 Christians, Jews, and Muslims... No joke, these all canonically worship the same deity.
Insomnia297
That last one... The difference between a 'good' philosopher and a 'bad' one is how popular their ideas are, not how correct they are.
ctsdad
Can, freezer, 40 min timer on phone or microwave.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
#3 Wrap it in a wet paper towel before you put it in the freezer, it will get cold enough much faster.
LicensedAdHominem
#7 "when you" needs two pictures so you conserve parity when you insert Trevor "not you" Slattery after "you love"
ThereAreCrocodiles
#7 I don't care for GOB.
NZSheeps
#13
WonderingWhen
I like to think it’s like a conveyor belt because Jesus would have put on sunglasses and has an angel chior playing as he passes people.
skellington01
Courage is doing something you know is right even though it scares you. That’s very different than stupidity.
megodk
Also probabilities play a major role. "Might hurt" and "will most likely hurt" are two VERY different things.
kingoftheklick
#15 I'll go down with the ship saying that's my favorite flavor.
BrockEffingSamson
Does someone love those versions of Supes and Flash? Emotionless wall and obnoxious kid?
reichstein
I really hope not.
jessenator
I feel you, microwave. I feel you.
raysons
Mmmmmmm
HURTBOTPEGASUS9
#3
3uPr1me
#21 100%... "It Is HaRd BuT iT's AlSo ReWaRdInG"
JesusofMethlehem
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
#13 and if he went down a waterfall, would he go splat on the water surface below?Or would he switch off his superpowers just in time?
doomscrollerextroadinaire
#1 nothing ruins a Friday more than discovering it's really a Thursday.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#7 who's top right?
NergalJester
Why you gotta remind me of the big manly tears I cried watching Logan?
thehotsoup
Assistant TO the branch manager
heyItsAdam1
Senior co-manager
reichstein
Underrated comment
Boolski
#2 Well i think that money and looks doesn't matter, but i'm far from attractive and poor as hell. I'm just weird and antisocial.
TotallyNotSarcastic
#9 got my +1 #15 - Scottie Pippen
NachoPete
I sent #9 to my friend who's a mechanic.
kamalamckinney7
Cucumber-lime Gatorade is wonderful!
ClassicVlassic
Uhmdidyoujustticklemyballs
I keep one in my cooler every day for the drive back to the center, most refreshing drink after sweating my balls off all day!
JhericFury
#13 asking the important questions
mksu
He'd move downstream like he was on a conveyor belt unless he used his wizard powers to overcome friction entirely.
HsuDoNihm
*don't. "Looks don't matter" but grammar does.
Voojagig
#1 I don't have that problem, Thursday is the day I'm all alone in the office, I fucking love that day.
HahaA10GoBrrrr
Thursday is the day we clean the fuck out of things all anally. It sucks.
annihiKate
Um what?
Greatrbob
I hope they meant "anally" like "perfectionist".
WhatTheFrench
Working at the brothel.
Martellus
#2 Same energy
ManOfFocus
I never really liked this joke. Storms lives in a struggle not to cause a natural disaster if she loses grip of her powers (which she can).
praxis17
This is priceless ??
SirButcher
"Oh? Then touch me Storm and let's see".
theansweralwaysliessomewhereinbetween
Is this… porn?
ztedward
I do think this scene would have had more impact if rogue took her hand and asked "are you sure there's" nothing wrong?"as the Sky goes dark
followmeiknowtheway
That last one tho
greenlanternfry
chiakat
Fear is the mind killer.
skellington01
Courage is doing something you know is right even though it scares you. That’s very different than stupidity.
SilverFish0
Like the capitol riots
Tearofjebus69
Yes, those were stupid
skellington01
NON of the rioters looked like they were scared. You know who was scared? Look at the videos they’ll show you who was courageous that day.
SilverFish0
think they are courageous because they believe in it, it's the exact point of that last image
SilverFish0
3rd party perspective is what actually separates the two
Eldibs
#15 Lime Cucumber Gatorade? That should be a crime.
Species8472UpInThisB1tch
It's my favorite
Eldibs
Let's make a deal. You guys stay in Fluidic Space, and we send you the recipe. Deal?
mksu
Shit, is this a hot Voyager reference?
somnif
I miss the clear colorless Lemon gatorade. That stuff was awesome. "Lemon Ice" I believe it was called.
Eldibs
Colorless Gatorade also feels like a crime.
mksu
Lemon ice is basically colorless, so it makes sense. Drink your witchcraft water and like it.