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NOINITIATIVE
As a Mexican I might not have an option.
manic404
The rest of the world doesn't want your American immigrants. The wall doesn't keep us out, it keeps you in.
WinterWarrior420
I have actually started the paperwork and language learning for Denmark if Trump wins....Also they have shortages of my field of work so...
Yeahthatsucked
Only people I've seen mention moving to X country if X politician is elected are those making a joke about already moving for other reasons.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Got me right in the cheetos
dngrslycheesy
Heh Cheetos
WelcomeToThePartyPal
There are is a Trump and Hillary waiting for you in any country you move to.
Sanosky
Except Canada their president is just the moose with the strongest antlers
butterfly88i88
Canada doesn't want you
DrChristopherDuncanTurkTurkleton
Dude please. were moving together.
imguriaaaan
ooooh burn!
PirateRubberDuck
No one gets left behind!
zegerman5682
This is so true, it hurts.
dewi45
thatsmyfetish69
DavidBrooker
I'm moving to Canada if Trump wins. Or if Hillary wins. I'm already in Canada and I'm moving in December, is what I'm saying.
Unicornzebraunderwear
I'm moving to Belgium if Trump or hillary win. Only for three years but I'm still moving regardless.
footfoe
You're not getting away from trump or Hillary by being in another country. They'll still be on the news.
fivefingercuntpunch
Yeah...you right
jeandolly
I'm already in another country. It's great :-)
76Tromboners
Wrong! Its my dads house!!!!
thethirdeye
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/but-that-s-none-of-my-business
thepsudo
If Trump wins, I'm moving to Austria. Or of Clinton wins. 'Cause I'm moving to Austria in March, regardless. It's a cool opportunity.
Rybus
I hear Canada takes refugees and those seeking political asylum.
PianoMan2112
Unless you can prove Trump is going to have you imprisoned or executed, that's probably not going to work.
canadianmaplesizzurp
The Americans made their bed, now they can lay in it
JekwA
If everyone that did this actually voted for someone else, nobody would have to move anywhere.
TheCharrDidAscalon
Cant wait for the election to end so we can stop using wrong memes for political bullshit
CynicalDeino
Jrhoney
Move out? In this economy?!
notme222
Only white people can say they're leaving if Trump wins. I mean ok sure other races can say it, but then it just sounds like his policy.
g2222
That's because white lives matter
TheEcolitan
Nice.
fivefingercuntpunch
Why dont you have more upvotes?
AdolphusHitler
That was his plan all along
OldSaintDickolas
Zing!
d0o0o0d
I thought about doing that back in 2000, but after doing some research, I decided that there wasn't anywhere else that I wanted to be.
d0o0o0d
This is it. This is the ground I'm standing on, there isn't anywhere to retreat to from here.
Cheomesh
Yeah at one point I looked into it, too...the conclusion was Canada or Britain :/
fartnuts
Ya everything sucks everywhere, America ain't special for that.
Vyrro
But thats none of my business
SteveD31415
The only machine they rage against says Maytag on the front.
chindrippings
The trick's on you. I moved out of my parents' house and into my sister's attic.
HypnoChanger
Ok, important question; does she know you are there?
chindrippings
I fear she suspects.
Sugarcrotch
I moved to my sisters couch.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Did she kick you out of the bed you shared?
Sugarcrotch
kinda.. she said i cant sleep in her bed during thunderstorms because im 28 and i need to grow up.. so im gonna run away with peter
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Have you tried getting a thunderbuddy?
Sugarcrotch
yea but finding a talking teddybear that smokes and drinks and cusses is harder then i thought
thevortexmaster
Screw that. If trump wins I'm moving to Canada and nothing will stop me
thevortexmaster
I also already live in Canada so it makes it easy
mechanicalchaos
It's like 10k to get citizenship there btw.
thevortexmaster
Good thing I'm already Canadian and live there. You missed my second comment
PianoMan2112
Citizenship and Immigration Canada begs to differ.
thevortexmaster
I guess you didn't see my reply to myself. I'm already Canadian, born and bred
PianoMan2112
I saw it, upvoted it, but never noticed they're the same username until now. Guess I'll go to work now.
thevortexmaster
Hahaha all good. Is your user name a billy Joel and a rush reference?
PianoMan2112
Yeah. Weird mix, more of what I liked when I first needed an alias versus later on, so I tacked Rush on to help with duplicate usernames.
Cheomesh
You think Trump can win.
thevortexmaster
I guess you didn't see my reply. I'm already Canadian
Cheomesh
Not relevant.
thevortexmaster
Ohh, I don't know or follow any of it. It will affect me but I can't do anything about it. It was a silly joke
JudgeMentalCat
Americans are hilarious- people fleeing a political crisis are a menace, unless it's Americans because we're such good people (:
Plaaant
To be fair, we have a reputation for being good tourists.
DrOfMachetecine
You realize that a lot of the people who say they're leaving are the people who say that refugees should be accepted, right?
JudgeMentalCat
Depends. I've met people from both sides of the issue who swear up and down that if the oppossing candidate wins, they'll love
JudgeMentalCat
**leave
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
Fleeing through illegal means* most Americans are talking about legal immigration.
LapisScarab
Bud, hold that comment, do some research on refugees, then come back to it.
crazyhornedlizardlady
No theyre not. Theyre talking about moving not thinking of logistics or else they would already have their visas ready to go.
LordKrondor9000
Do you know what a refugee is? If so, did you know that there's a lengthy vetting process for them?
JudgeMentalCat
So are most refugees
d0o0o0d
One of the nice things about being American is that compared to everyone else, you have money. People with money are welcome most places.
peterhjp
Just replying for future reference
DavidBrooker
The Canadian entrepreneur and investment immigration classes require a very high level of wealth, even by American standards.
DavidBrooker
If you are not a professional or skilled worker, the easiest way to immigrate to Canada is to come here first on a student visa 1/2
DavidBrooker
and subsequently apply for permanent residence upon graduation, as Canada has an immigration class for those educated in Canada. 2/2
d0o0o0d
Are we talking six figures or seven?
DavidBrooker
Seven is probably on the low side.