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Part 14: https://imgur.com/gallery/GLbh0
Part 13: https://imgur.com/gallery/yxFOd
Part 12: https://imgur.com/gallery/6XY1q
Part 11: https://imgur.com/gallery/11FXf
Part 10: https://imgur.com/gallery/0hSZn
Part 9: https://imgur.com/gallery/YJjL2
Part 8: https://imgur.com/gallery/fHdsv
Part 7: https://imgur.com/gallery/9BCZ5
Part 6: https://imgur.com/gallery/71LTf
Part 5: https://imgur.com/gallery/KJqsx
Part 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/0fvyq
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/LWPaw
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/UaD9l
Part 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/0JeaM
Dhankism
#1 for me was needed today thank you
LV1BlueSlime
#10 The battery in my car is in the back, so I guess all the electrical systems only work when I'm going in reverse.
Ghanges
“This is the worst part” ????????????????
Hutchy01
It's nice to see John Cena having a good time in #33
MinisterKai
Just want to point out #12 isn't so oddly phrased. Due to a series of re-marriages, my sister & I have different parents we refer to as such
gambosa
BIRD PERSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OctoPussyCat
Looks like Jesus should get a restraining order
Mojayokok
I wish the Obama one calling Trump a bitch was true, that would be all kinds of hilarious IMO.
sngrbl
#44 WHAT DO WE DO IF THEY START RUNNING?!?
somekindahuman
HONK JESUSHONK IF YOU SAVES LOVE JESUS IF YOU LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS .. JESUS
cyno01
#3, your father is Dalton? I thought hed be taller...
yahiko48
Hey part of #1 happened for me today.
Stickdog71732
#20 Ajit Pai
kJerAFK
Imgur, a place to needlessly rehost every meme on the internet
tyeriv
@eightferrets
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
Fizzledrizzle69
I laughed way to hard at my sisters dad
ChattingAtTheAqua
Why?
ChuckWeiss
#3 You should do the exact opposite if you're in any sort of leadership position.
crabbydotca
Once when I was little I said the Dutch equivalent of gosh darn it in front of my oma and she was fucking maaaad
boogertown
Half sisters. That wasn’t hard
GravityRush
so what do i do if they start running after i kiss their neck? post cuts off
theonlyandone
$ dollars
sarahspelledright
+1 for laurell k Hamilton
Guffawingloudly
Laurel K. Hamilton books introduced me to kinky sex at WAY too young.
TiniCactus
#9 I need to go to bed and don't want to stay online anymore. Is this real?
Pokecole37
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Jortsu
Fake
Zombreck
I mean. Me and my sister have different dads? Is there a joke there I'm missing?
Aphidophile
I have two sisters from different from a different father! Still sisters until the end. No need for the formal part
ChattingAtTheAqua
Thank you! That always pisses me off for some reason. Not all families are cookie cutter.
Showmeyourotters
Some people forget that your sibling can have different parents. Probably doesn't help if you're like my sister and I, where one of us will
Showmeyourotters
tell a story about "my mom" and the other will interrupt to say "You mean my mom?"
Zombreck
Lmaoo. Fair enough. I was just making sure I wasn't missing something. ????
enzio64
Then you and your *half-sister* have different dads.
Zombreck
She my sister, nothing else.
DiggerPlease
Wouldn't most people say stepdad or something? I guess he might not be anymore. Does sound strange.
Caffeinatrix
For the longest time my brothers dad wasn’t my stepdad, but he stayed in my brothers life so he was always ‘my brothers father.’
darkdragonempress
If he never married her mom he wouldn't be her stepdad. Or if she was the younger sister and he was the mom's ex.
MeerkatsAreInTheBag
HONK JESUS HONK IF YOU SAVES IF YOU LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS
cussinA
Because the dump was too long and this was 1/2 to comment on
BarcenasJoseP
Love that song
longusernameislongwowsuchlong
Every time it's in a dump, I expect this to be the top comment. Wasn't disappointed, good result.
GlitterFaerie
All i could think of was "JESUS! JESUS! whats with all the coffins!"
letshavacigarette
This is my favorite Christian rap
GlassCannon570
WHAT WAS WILL BE WHAT WILL BE WAS WHAT WAS WILL BE WHAT WILL BE WAS WHAT WAS WILL BE WHAT WILL BE WAS WHAT WAS WILL BE WHAT WILL BE WAS
squatch13
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
RickSanchezzz
Wtf i laughed at that for a long time
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
How do I favorite a comment?
DarkAngelWarlord
No
ComputerAntiPope
The van owner seems like the type of person who says “Merry Christmas!” like the French would say “Vive la Revolution!”
DrTacticalKeyboard
This sounds like if Riana an Niki manaj did a Christian album
letshavacigarette
Kid rock really out did himself on those lyrics
andraxxd
I cannot read this without a stupid beat
FridgePants
Evan719
JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS IS THE ANSWER
presidentjoebiden
Does that work in Catholic School?
HandsomePenguin
So, where are the other 1150?
Jortsu
Well as you know only 50 fits into one album. I'll be uploading rest of them soon - in the upcoming days.
HandsomePenguin
Not if you do it from PC
Jortsu
I know
ThIsAnNoYsPeOpLe
remind me i LOVE mega dumps
Jortsu
There is more now
nurycat
Omfg the pizza one.
allylujah
#15 for the lazy
IHonestlyJustStoleAllOfMyPostsFromRandom
I hope you surpass the original comment.
lizardwomanfromthedawnoftime
Two years later and I made it happen!