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[blackpeopletwitter] Oh No He Didn't by TheNutsCracker on 2017-04-03 07:21:12
Jan 22, 2017 10:17 PM
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tred1975
Papito got the real tweets
ReaperNo1
I haven't seen most of these before. +1 for that alone.
JohnJohnNomNom
Confirmed: Sugar in dryer does NOT make cotton candy. +1 Great dump
ao4930
#26 Charlie would be so happy about her education in bird law.
bambulina
How can you *not* jump around when that song plays? Seriously?! I'd consider disowning that kid...
LimitedCause
Im pretty sure the entire dump is reposted from someone elses dump.
WolfKnifeLaserBacon
Went through them again, I want to upvote more :(
AlligatorLoki
+1 for mathmechicken
MrTautology
That always cracks me up.
TRYoungn
+1 for time knife! Had a chuckle at that
chngetheory
These are gold!
XDeadDollKittyX
The Resurrecta one needs more representation but my side effects mean I don't do anything about it
bortmackie
One time in tenth grade I took a math quiz on six ambien. Got it back barely legible but every answer right. Hail Mathmachicken
IWentToImgurandalliGotWasThisUsername
"Philosophical" was misleading but I was still very satisfied
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
Dang...Now I want glow in the dark shoes and dont know where to buy them
Gonzalla
Almost died at "My drinking cheese".
Flyndaran
So did he... from congestive heart failure. ;)
Znayx
Think that's a "she". And no, please don't say the obvious response.
WolfKnifeLaserBacon
The dinosaur and hot pocket tweets back to back almost killed me.
AwkwardEchidna
I appreciate the dedication of the baby age joke, proper meme math gets my upvote.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
CNN and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
UncageTheSage
Something something Greek god Pan
SzechuanSource
Google ad? Is that you?
frizzyfitz
*gasps* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ObiWanKenobiHimself
*sees person screaming* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wednait
Ahhhh! Real monsters?
rosalynne95
As a child, our TV got stuck on CNN for a while. It was a rough time.
Foxafillion
Pretty entertaining fiction though
LoneFox552
+1 just for the last one
heffalumpisbetterthannone
true story: my doc told me when an intern, resident took one look at his writing and told him to get a new chicken
Cheomesh
Hah. Mathamachicken.
TheLimpinBiscuit
memequeen2017
High quality much appreciated A+
1holygrim
I really want to find out about putting sugar in a dryer to make cotton candy because if it works
theoriginaldickbutt
There is a current running through cotton candy machines that melts it I guess. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_candy#Machines
SkittlesandTwigs
You try it and let me know, yes?
zerofuchs
It does, by you need to add about two pounds of Vaseline to the mix.
BC2k2
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/574783899508871168/JsXxuus7.jpeg
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I'm trying to figure out why it wouldn't.
GrayWhiteWolf
We need top men on this
Znayx
"Who?" "Top. Men."
gebraheel
I like these. I'm going to upvote. *forgets to upvote* DAMNIT!
MrJBK99
The perils of posting a long dump. I have been there, friend, and I live with the regret.
Squidlicker47
That's why I double-tap on my second laugh
Toxicempanada
Buy Nothing tweet sounds like something from Welcome to Nightvale
Justineer
I was looking for this comment!
birdperson666
Am I wrong or is the time in the baby age one 420?
Kilgravemademe
Pretty sure it 4:12pm.
cobyjack
The last number is 2. There no way it 4:20.
Wildzebucxl
972 minutes after midnight is 4:12 pm
IndyAndyJones
Did that math to confirm. You are correct.
TheRevFear
I did the math, should have checked the comments rookie mistake. (•^ ~ ^•)
Itisseventyalonghere
So many of these dumps are boring and unfunny, but this made me laugh so hard and so long until my stomach muscles ached for my home planet.