Philosophical Tweets

Jan 22, 2017 10:17 PM

MrJBK99

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[blackpeopletwitter] Oh No He Didn't by TheNutsCracker on 2017-04-03 07:21:12

Papito got the real tweets

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen most of these before. +1 for that alone.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 3

Confirmed: Sugar in dryer does NOT make cotton candy. +1 Great dump

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 Charlie would be so happy about her education in bird law.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you *not* jump around when that song plays? Seriously?! I'd consider disowning that kid...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im pretty sure the entire dump is reposted from someone elses dump.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went through them again, I want to upvote more :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for mathmechicken

9 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 3

That always cracks me up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for time knife! Had a chuckle at that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are gold!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Resurrecta one needs more representation but my side effects mean I don't do anything about it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One time in tenth grade I took a math quiz on six ambien. Got it back barely legible but every answer right. Hail Mathmachicken

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Philosophical" was misleading but I was still very satisfied

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dang...Now I want glow in the dark shoes and dont know where to buy them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost died at "My drinking cheese".

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

So did he... from congestive heart failure. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Think that's a "she". And no, please don't say the obvious response.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dinosaur and hot pocket tweets back to back almost killed me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the dedication of the baby age joke, proper meme math gets my upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CNN and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 4

Something something Greek god Pan

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google ad? Is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*gasps* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

*sees person screaming* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh! Real monsters?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a child, our TV got stuck on CNN for a while. It was a rough time.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty entertaining fiction though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 just for the last one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

true story: my doc told me when an intern, resident took one look at his writing and told him to get a new chicken

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hah. Mathamachicken.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to feel more and more as if I was the only dog who knew where we were going the whole time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High quality much appreciated A+

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really want to find out about putting sugar in a dryer to make cotton candy because if it works

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

There is a current running through cotton candy machines that melts it I guess. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_candy#Machines

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You try it and let me know, yes?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It does, by you need to add about two pounds of Vaseline to the mix.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to figure out why it wouldn't.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We need top men on this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Who?" "Top. Men."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like these. I'm going to upvote. *forgets to upvote* DAMNIT!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The perils of posting a long dump. I have been there, friend, and I live with the regret.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's why I double-tap on my second laugh

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Buy Nothing tweet sounds like something from Welcome to Nightvale

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this comment!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I wrong or is the time in the baby age one 420?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it 4:12pm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last number is 2. There no way it 4:20.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

972 minutes after midnight is 4:12 pm

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Did that math to confirm. You are correct.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did the math, should have checked the comments rookie mistake. (•^ ~ ^•)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many of these dumps are boring and unfunny, but this made me laugh so hard and so long until my stomach muscles ached for my home planet.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0