resipsaloquitor
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Bitch, I am also sleepy at 6am and I still come to work.
Sneaking in on RHM as a bonus.
Mar 27, 2017 9:01 PM
resipsaloquitor
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Bitch, I am also sleepy at 6am and I still come to work.
Sneaking in on RHM as a bonus.
NZSheeps
At least she could have used a legitimate excuse
SleepyWalrus
too sleepy? for the whole day? how fucking lazy can a person be?
mynutsaremusical
Im on my third week of 80 plus hours working a half manual labor half intense concerntration job....im dangerously to sleepy to work
RobertLSU
Just call in and lie about being sick like a normal person
SinSingularity
I dropped a fucking full ice chest on my fucking foot and messed up my knee and still went to work to do shit for ungrateful people... F. U.
HippoDidIt
You know the double standard, working night shift operating heavy machinery and you get 0 sleep what so ever. Best to stay safe at home.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Too sleepy!? Are you fucking me? Fired on the spot I would hope. Gimme that job, I got bills!
chickeypics
redzombie
id rather hear the truth than some bullshit single day sickness excuse.
BardicLasher
"Too Sleepy" means she has a hangover and doesn't want to admit fault.
Megamanic1969
I'm going to the special hell
EmporerDragon
When I did schedules, attitudes/excuses like that meant I'd be giving a chunk of that person's hours to someone else on future schedules.
GratuitousMastication
I didn't...I didn't know you could do that
sozensloth
I mean, technically you can do what ever the fuck you want, but you're never gona keep a good job.
soulfullofhope
I had to work a 26 hour shift because night shift called in because they didn't get enough sleep that day. Fuck stupid people.
CulturalAppropriator
My company doesn't have sick days. We get 20 days off a year. No questions asked means no lying.
PowerWeasel
Yo-Saff-bridge has still got it.
NotPunnyNoMemes
At least she didn't admit to the hangover that was the real reason
getmyndifit
a key holder of mine had this excuse and the regional wouldnt allow me to fire her!
SamCane
I don't know why this isn't a legitimate reason to be honest. It's not like there aren't plenty of other self inflicted ailments.
ShowMeEvidence360
I think if this global pandemic has taught us anything it's that all work is meaningless and we should stay home forever.
paradoxincorpus
Best. Face. Ever.
Fictomous
HsuDoNihm
"I'm too sleepy to employ you."
cinemeasctha
What an excuse! Well did it work?
resipsaloquitor
I mean, I didn't fire her on the spot but then I don't have that authority. She's starting to be more trouble than she's worth.
NinjaSpork
that hairdo:
rosebushtree
X employee. and put that bloody fag out
ranbirsandhurs2000
Better fire that cunt, where u work hot topic?
ItsSneakyAdolf
Where do you work? if its air traffic controller or something like that, i could kinda see that.
resipsaloquitor
It's a law office, ha
LeninsWillo
Were is this from?
TogepiOmelette
mad men
LeninsWillo
Thank you
Zachakx
I came here to say that from the thumb nail, her collar looked like tiny hands. Didn't really see the rest of her body, then I left without
Zachakx
Reading anything.
nicholcm
Reading a couple of the comments about mental health days or no questions asked days, whilst I think this is a good thing, it concerns me+
nicholcm
that we live in a society and culture that this is needed. I don't have a solution to the problem, beyond waving a magic wand so that+
nicholcm
the number of hours people are expected to work is significantly reduced, yet they could still afford to live.
DatDudeMate
Lol, "too sleepy"... i'd just say come in or fuck off because that's a bullshit excuse
GibbGibb
Well I have narcolepsy and sometimes I'm not safe to drive in the morning...
DatDudeMate
I'm pretty much tired all the time, no matter how long i sleep, but i learned to deal with it (i drink coffee like a maniac)
GibbGibb
Have you ever had a sleep study or mslt?
DatDudeMate
Never considered it, think i should talk to my doctor about it next time