So today on tinder...

Sep 8, 2017 6:29 PM

KrylonFuzion

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#hurricane_irma #tinder #funny #florida #storm

Definitely DTF

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she'll swipe you left, right, and all other directions.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a person. Just a raging hurricane.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well at least I don't have to worry about asking her to blow me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IRMAGHERD! IT SPINS!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway, though...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can tell it can be stormy relationship

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad and boujee

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously what's with all those hurricanes? It's not like climate change is real or anything and now there are like so many of them ...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On my phone. I had to go back a post. Wouldn't want to swipe left on Irma.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice hole

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Buckeyenut007

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Gone with the wind" movie theme....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have it on good authority that she blows.

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

THAR SHE BLOOOOOOOOWS!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm more curious to whose trying to get tinder dates two days out from a hurricane

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Someone to "ride" it out with

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Phenomenal movie

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't have to hit that; she'll hit you.

8 years ago | Likes 416 Dislikes 1

IDK but I read that in the voice of the shrunken head on the Night Bus from HP: Prisoner of Azkaban.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She will hit you, fuck you, make a mess out of everything, kick you out of your own house and may or may not take your dog too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come outside and I'll come pick you up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irma is triggering the poophole loophole.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, she's cute and all, but she's kinda big and only has one eye.

8 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 1

Like that's ever stopped me before

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awe, I didn't know that would call for disqualification

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bwaaaahaaahaaa!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But lots of arms

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hear she's got quite the homewrecker.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How can it be 19 AND 8 at the same time , something fishy about this profile.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Hahahaha!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's in Metric years?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just the smell from the storm surge don't worry about it

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jail bait alert

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

LOL!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tinder wouldnt let you put your age that low

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Such as 8 days...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a joke , Hurricanes can't make profiles.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was replying seriously to your joke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0