She saw the funny side at least...

Wifey has been a bit worried about him since his big sister was born underweight. Last growth scan they told her he's actually 'At the larger end of normal size'. So he's OK, but now she's even more nervous about the birth. When she told me she was feeling torn, I joked that she will be come the due date, and immediately realised I might have gone too far. Luckily my dark sense of humour seems to be rubbing off on her.
She had morphine last time, but it had just worn off when they started her stitches. To be fair, I had to sit on an uncomfortable stool with no back while they did it, so she's not the only one that suffered!