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Mar 1, 2017 4:06 AM
itrytobenice
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Hoover Cat Tax
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Faradesti
I'd be pissed, those things are really disgusting.
zoool
This isnt funny.... it sucks all your breath out!
MysticShield
pdhackley
No ones going to say it? Sigh... well, that really was (bad.)
RealShaun
#1 looks so effin staged. Who lies like that?
HandsomeJack19
Tried that on my weiner when I was like 14 but it didn't fit. Not bragging, the opening on those things are pretty small.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
How to collapse a lung, by "it's just a prank,bro"
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Do you want duck lips, Lana? Because that's how you get duck lips...
Xanthus179
This is how you get shot.
Girlgerms21
How do they not wake up when a vacuum is so close to their face?
Oscarwildebastardson
Hoover was no match for number #4
Shoguna
Nothing like waking up your girlfriend by quickly emptying her lungs out of all air
FuckyBarnes
That's how you get the shit kicked out of you.
newshoesoldfeet
Seems to be a guy holding his dick, wearing a towel in the backround of number 4
Alkuam
muh dik
Alkuam
is next in line for the vacuum
jadespider
I have a suspicion that this is medically dangerous.
dunxrox
Agreed. Potentially very dangerous
MesserAuditore
Yeah I'm no professional but if there were ever a way to collapse a lung, this seems like this would be it.
kennygomien
I love that you have a collection of these.
itrytobenice
It's my porn
zapsmass
I'm just gonna pop over to a incognito site to see if this has collapsed someones lung.
maisieday53
this is too scary, what if they moved the wrong way and it touched their eye
ummjakefromstatefarm
So we have a bunch of single chicks here.
SometimesISayDumbShit
I knew a person who collapsed both of their lungs because the vacuum was so powerful and the placement created a perfect suction
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
And them what?
SometimesISayDumbShit
Idk, it didn't really happen. I'm just lying on the internet
Alkuam
Name checks out lol.
BeardedCoffeeMonkey
And the sound of the vacuum doesn't wake them up?
HippityHoppityFlippityFloppity
You turn it on at the last second.
TheDouche
#4 you can see the suction before she "wakes up". Fake news! Sad!
tortillaboy
Moridin23
"I think it's hilarious to do this to girls. Somehow I'm still single"
Flexster74
DrClaww
Is that the sword from A Link to the Past?
hristo616
This is missing a braziers logo
snarkybitch
DisGonBeGud
When she's in the mood
gerbilpmc
You got a dirty mind
INeedFakeLove
Um... #2 looks like her eyeballs fell out
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
They did. You can see them get sucked down her face and through the vacuum.
Fluing
Come on, don't tell me you guys fell for it, look at the way the pipe gets comically swollen as the supposed eyeballs get sucked through it
Fluing
Not to mention that it is physically impossible to suck someone's eyes out like that, it's clearly CGI
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Well obviously. lol. You must be terrible to watch movies with.
Fluing
I don't usually do this when watching movies, but being this is the internet, who knows what kind of stupid people see this and believe it
aCatfishNamedKitty
This is actually really dangerous. It can collapse their lungs from the suction
poopstabber
Oh good lord
BeansandToast
Lol no it can't. Collapsed lung comes from no difference in alveolar and interplural pressure, or collapsed alveoli. Nothing from a Hoover
Mauvai
source?
aCatfishNamedKitty
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ko4vm/if_you_vacuum_someones_mouth_could_you/?st=izr3vv7w&sh=be35c4a0
MartinCahill
What a reliable source you are, in future I will solely rely on you as a sounding board for all important life questions
WhiteTrashTiger
It happened to me, now I have 1 lung
aCatfishNamedKitty
Although the average household vacuum is not strong enough, more powerful ones can.
EvilKam
And that's how you get dumped by a girl or divorced.
CJisfire
Or depending on the girl she might just find it hilarious, after slapping you first...
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
or how you get your teeth kicked in by a sibling
NitherNor
Knowing this site, it's more like 'get charged with breaking and entering'.
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
At the very least it's how you prove you weren't worthy of her in the first place.
Dedeurmetdebaard
Valadez is a nice guy who will treat them with the respect they deserve.
EvilKam
Ouch! Brutally well said.
BeansandToast
It's a bit of fun is all
EvilKam
If someone tried doing that to me, I'd fucking deck them.
mmmcunty
For who?
BeansandToast
The person doing it!? Lol so many neckbeards trying to be weirdly protective. Complete losers
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Hey funny man, pranks like this are extremely dangerous , especially for health.
mmmcunty
Are you calling me a neckbeard? I am a woman and am imagining someone doing this to me and wouldn't find it funny at all.
BeansandToast
Well I don't think you'll have to worry about anyone wanting to do it you anyway
Thatknifeguy
To be fair, some couples thrive by pranking each other. Not me, but some.
SomeGuyWithADog
If you do that to your butt you can suck your guts out.,
Ensano
I guess every day is a school day
thebigbaka
I'll remember that if I ever need to torture somebody for information
ninjabot405
Pink sock
shamallamadingdongg
haha. Pink sock. *shudders uncontrollably*
augdah93
Like what happened to the witch king in lotr!
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
IIRC, a guy used an industrial vacuum to do homemade lipo, and sucked out half his organs.
larrylegado
I would gladly give an upvote for a link. Shit I'll even create another account just to give TWO upvotes!!!! If such a thing can be done
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Sadly, I can find no confirmation source(s): http://1000waystodie.wikia.com/wiki/Fat-ality
larrylegado
Thanks. Read febreze spray and that's where I was like "seriously what were they thinking!!!!"
TacticalOtter
This sounds like a comment of experience
AnalFistingIsAReligion
Oooh, brb
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
i heard that happened to someone in a Jacuzzi. sat on a suction vent or something.
Mushroombadger
Also happened to some kid who sat on a pool drain.
ItsNarcotics
Yeah, this happened in Bulgaria if I'm not mistaken.
IVIVI
I heard it was Philadelphia....
Mushroombadger
In 2007 6 yo Abigail Taylor had that happen to her in a wading pool in Minnesota I think
Dangerballs
Chuck Pahlniuk wrote a short story about that very thing- Guts.
orgeezuz
Fuck you for reminding me that +1
railgap
could it have been partial inspiration for a certain episode of South Park involving the Toilet Safety Administration?
Singularitycreated
Omfg no, that story is completely fucked up. You guys should go read it
SpitefulRed
Yep yep
nettiebean
Probably my favorite chapter he has ever written.
wazscience
Not all of your guts. You would most Likly cause a rectal prolapse in the worst case scenario.
Oteneo
In that case I'm gonna have to give it a go.
TroelsyTwo
No Biggie's, porn stars have those all the time. lol Sexy.
CanadaEhBuddy
rookie23
Is that like anal duck lips?
notyouraveragedonut
You should read "Guts" by Chuck Palahnuik. He'll change your mind on that.
Ittybittyweeniespider
Heheh I love showing that story to people, they get shocked so fast!
wazscience
I'm a medical student, I think I understand fairly well
derptoad
i thought i had a rectal prolapse ones...turn out my asshole is just hairy as fuck.It was like having a steel wool in my ass.
wazscience
Not sure what to say to that. If I do a literature search and I find only 1 result, I'll assume it is u.
derptoad
that would be kinda scary if you find only one result, since i've never taken any pictures of my asshole before.
wazscience
there wouldnt be pictures unless taken. case studies dont reveal personal identifiable data so unless indicated no one would no its u.
SpecimenSpiff
Well, I have.
wazscience
Also, Im kidding. I ll take your word for it and forget about doing a liturature search