Jun 4, 2021 3:48 PM
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TheStealthHippopotamus
CulturallyEmbiggened
He didnt block that chair or that swiffer, terrible form
Voric13
erdan999
Mad skills
CopySix
AumentoEroe
Not According to The Leafs
ct8ball
In Nova Scotia, moved from Alberta and had to do a refresher exam because of that friggin Crosby kid
bigasspervypanda
I'm just waiting for more and more hilarious things to come down the belt. A plate of poutine, an actual moose, etc.
Whowhywhatwhere
Guess I'm not moving to Canada now
LateSpoilerAlert
goflyblind
VeryUnoriginalUsername
fake - the real test requires you to shout 'sorry' for each object that touches you.
updootyourpootsnoot
I thought this was a goalie test, and I'm still not sure it isn't
imgurianitarian
Same. I didn’t see the green puck until the end. I thought this guy is shit at hockey.
spoiledbabykitty101
Well I guess my uncoordinated ass is never going to be able to immigrate.
annlb
How it feels to try to get a VISA in New Zealand
rosebudthesled
That is a youtuber and hockey trainer called Pavel Barber.
oldandfat
How do they practice knocking someone's teeth out with a shoulder charge?
macisaac11
Fuck around and find out, that's how. That hit the other night was terrible though. Pure blind rage and the poor kid on the other end of it.
Sendrax
Should have kept his head up
writetehcodez
Barber is a beast.
idontcareifthesundontshine
At first I didn't see the green puck and just thought he was shit at hitting stuff
busychillin
eireyrin
Let's go to the mall...today!
Taykaybo
Why does everyone use this fucking gif when someone says Canadian I literally see it every time
because we love Robin Sparkles?
ChewyCiabatta
This is actually very accurate the only thing missing though was a beaver
Appl3sSauc3
Dirty dangles!
BleachedPP
as a canadian.. lol truuuuuuu
ryansmVillain
That's the worst goal tending I've ever seen
jansenart
Dumbass, he's puck handling. It's the green thing.
LordAaron
Good thing I was born here. I'd never pass that test...?
Leafs could always use another right winger eh?
Aprilmadness
The person loading the conveyor works at Aldi
Nyrruk
thank god i was born here because i cant skate and would fail this so hard.
jkellyone
Hate when I'm playing hockey and there's a damn chair on the ice
CouchCarrot
My dumb ass couldn't figure out why he was missing all those pucks.
akeste
Still easier than US citizenship
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Canadian everyday life
thesupersonic
He’s scratching up those poor floors?
Ryebread91
Is he the guy that angry did stuff in his house?
EngravedToaster
This is how I learned to rollerblade the first day I opened the box.
mako925
I'm impressed he could do that on carpet.
BAzV
I also want a house big enough to skate in.
Theyhitmewithatruck1
Saw this and then 2 minutes later NBC Sports showed it during intermission of the Habs-Jets game.
andrewrankin1087360
Nice backwards crossovers and on carpet
METROlD
So every day Canadians live in multi million dollar homes?
buttonbutton
That’s like a $250,000 home in Texas.
TheresAGif4that
v
bewareofleopard
Hahaha I was looking for this gif when the Leafs went down earlier this week! Makes me laugh every time (the gif - the Leafs make me cry)
ChristopherHallett
The way he scoots off backwards makes me laugh every time.
captainclutch
Score a fuckin goal already I'm getting the bedtime sillies
wookietiddy
Fuckin shoresey
Give your balls a tug, titfucker!
"Fight me see what happens!" "What's gonna happen shoresey?" "Three things I hit you you hit the floor ambulance hits 60."
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
I cringed when I saw him go over hardwoods floors. That's going to leave tracks that you can only sand out.
FMswottingTottington
Can't see the tracks if it's covered in tracks
jiynxed
Depends on the floors and the wheels.
Yep, they make really soft wheels.
Trollingstoned
No ? I mean, have you done it ? I did. No tracks most of the time, sometimes tracks that rub off easily. Not that I do it on the reg tho...
I have, left indentations in the floor. Not deep, barely visible, but they were there.
Could be quality of the wheels, I was a teen and the wheels were hard plastic.
Yeah there are many potential differences in the hardness of the wheels and the floor. Can go either way I suppose.
rotodisc
What do you think roller blade wheels are made out of?
Depends on the quality of the wheels. I've seen everything from soft rubber to hard plastics.
ZestyMelons
Pizza cutters.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Cut off too soon. You missed seeing the animals he has to avoid: beaver, moose, bear, and a ton of salmon
schocker28
I was really hoping for the kitchen sink.
Billis75
He had to wristshot it into a Tim Horton's cup taped to the ceiling fan.
I just assumed everyone already knew that part.
ciel712
sauce?
TormentedPenguin
Final boss is the Goose!
Strategicgnomer
We're supposed to AVOID those? Damn, I might lose my citizenship...
TinaEveFox
Salmon swim upstream.
TheMonkeysAngst
only once, they live in the ocean though
NoNameFred
They keep adding more and more items until you eventually fail. The real test whether or not you then apologise to the examiner...
scroobiusgav
Honestly a full size moose coming down that treadmill and just fucking him up would have been the perfect ending to this.
phunkiejunkie
Final boss:
Spectre4Prez
Just. So. Many. Salmon.
You must have gone through the British Columbia gauntlet. Ahhh, good times
LordOfZajo
And Owen from Total Drama Island
TinkererOfTerror
A moose bit my sister once.
Did she turn into a were-moose. Those things are intense
The salmon would be swimming the other way though
only once to fuck and die. the spend most thier lives at sea though
Problemwoodchuck
And then Mark Scheifele from center ice
somethingawesomeandgreat
Luckily no accidental Perry knee to the head of Tavares thing
Ja5per
Oof!
BattleSalad
Don't forget the wolverine
crimpitdown9001
Thornappley
You can't dodge a wolverine, wolverines are inevitable.
ThankYouForYourTime
What, no geese? What kind of Canadian citizenship test is this??
MrStick
Don't fuck with the Canada gooses v
paperfanman
KanzenChowa
They save the geese for the prime Minister elections
youaresoverywrong
mono, it's accurate. There is no avoiding the wrath of goose.
TheRealBrebby
So you haven't dealt with this fuckers have you? You think they will let you whip them down a treadmill
If the beaver, moose and salmon are just gonna take the yeet then the goose might too
RtsWillH1Mself
We all know NO ONE can dodge the Canadian Goose. That's ok though. The chosen one has not come yet.
I apologize, I didn’t know aboot the spiritual nature of the Canadian goose.
darkninja2992
I've knocked one out before
BarryTheCyborg
So was Gretzky just a prophet then?
He never dodged the goose. He never tried. Could have been. The one will come.
TheStealthHippopotamus
CulturallyEmbiggened
He didnt block that chair or that swiffer, terrible form
Voric13
erdan999
Mad skills
CopySix
AumentoEroe
Not According to The Leafs
ct8ball
In Nova Scotia, moved from Alberta and had to do a refresher exam because of that friggin Crosby kid
bigasspervypanda
I'm just waiting for more and more hilarious things to come down the belt. A plate of poutine, an actual moose, etc.
Whowhywhatwhere
Guess I'm not moving to Canada now
LateSpoilerAlert
goflyblind
VeryUnoriginalUsername
fake - the real test requires you to shout 'sorry' for each object that touches you.
updootyourpootsnoot
I thought this was a goalie test, and I'm still not sure it isn't
imgurianitarian
Same. I didn’t see the green puck until the end. I thought this guy is shit at hockey.
spoiledbabykitty101
Well I guess my uncoordinated ass is never going to be able to immigrate.
annlb
How it feels to try to get a VISA in New Zealand
rosebudthesled
That is a youtuber and hockey trainer called Pavel Barber.
oldandfat
How do they practice knocking someone's teeth out with a shoulder charge?
macisaac11
Fuck around and find out, that's how. That hit the other night was terrible though. Pure blind rage and the poor kid on the other end of it.
Sendrax
Should have kept his head up
writetehcodez
Barber is a beast.
idontcareifthesundontshine
At first I didn't see the green puck and just thought he was shit at hitting stuff
busychillin
eireyrin
Let's go to the mall...today!
Taykaybo
Why does everyone use this fucking gif when someone says Canadian I literally see it every time
eireyrin
because we love Robin Sparkles?
ChewyCiabatta
This is actually very accurate the only thing missing though was a beaver
Appl3sSauc3
Dirty dangles!
BleachedPP
as a canadian.. lol truuuuuuu
ryansmVillain
That's the worst goal tending I've ever seen
jansenart
Dumbass, he's puck handling. It's the green thing.
LordAaron
Good thing I was born here. I'd never pass that test...?
jansenart
Leafs could always use another right winger eh?
Aprilmadness
The person loading the conveyor works at Aldi
Nyrruk
thank god i was born here because i cant skate and would fail this so hard.
jkellyone
Hate when I'm playing hockey and there's a damn chair on the ice
CouchCarrot
My dumb ass couldn't figure out why he was missing all those pucks.
akeste
Still easier than US citizenship
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Canadian everyday life
thesupersonic
He’s scratching up those poor floors?
Ryebread91
Is he the guy that angry did stuff in his house?
EngravedToaster
This is how I learned to rollerblade the first day I opened the box.
mako925
I'm impressed he could do that on carpet.
BAzV
I also want a house big enough to skate in.
Theyhitmewithatruck1
Saw this and then 2 minutes later NBC Sports showed it during intermission of the Habs-Jets game.
andrewrankin1087360
Nice backwards crossovers and on carpet
METROlD
So every day Canadians live in multi million dollar homes?
buttonbutton
That’s like a $250,000 home in Texas.
TheresAGif4that
bewareofleopard
Hahaha I was looking for this gif when the Leafs went down earlier this week! Makes me laugh every time (the gif - the Leafs make me cry)
ChristopherHallett
The way he scoots off backwards makes me laugh every time.
captainclutch
Score a fuckin goal already I'm getting the bedtime sillies
wookietiddy
Fuckin shoresey
ChristopherHallett
Give your balls a tug, titfucker!
wookietiddy
"Fight me see what happens!" "What's gonna happen shoresey?" "Three things I hit you you hit the floor ambulance hits 60."
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
I cringed when I saw him go over hardwoods floors. That's going to leave tracks that you can only sand out.
FMswottingTottington
Can't see the tracks if it's covered in tracks
jiynxed
Depends on the floors and the wheels.
EngravedToaster
Yep, they make really soft wheels.
Trollingstoned
No ? I mean, have you done it ? I did. No tracks most of the time, sometimes tracks that rub off easily. Not that I do it on the reg tho...
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
I have, left indentations in the floor. Not deep, barely visible, but they were there.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Could be quality of the wheels, I was a teen and the wheels were hard plastic.
Trollingstoned
Yeah there are many potential differences in the hardness of the wheels and the floor. Can go either way I suppose.
rotodisc
What do you think roller blade wheels are made out of?
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Depends on the quality of the wheels. I've seen everything from soft rubber to hard plastics.
ZestyMelons
Pizza cutters.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Cut off too soon. You missed seeing the animals he has to avoid: beaver, moose, bear, and a ton of salmon
schocker28
I was really hoping for the kitchen sink.
Billis75
He had to wristshot it into a Tim Horton's cup taped to the ceiling fan.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
I just assumed everyone already knew that part.
ciel712
sauce?
TormentedPenguin
Final boss is the Goose!
Strategicgnomer
We're supposed to AVOID those? Damn, I might lose my citizenship...
TinaEveFox
Salmon swim upstream.
TheMonkeysAngst
only once, they live in the ocean though
NoNameFred
They keep adding more and more items until you eventually fail. The real test whether or not you then apologise to the examiner...
scroobiusgav
Honestly a full size moose coming down that treadmill and just fucking him up would have been the perfect ending to this.
phunkiejunkie
Final boss:
Spectre4Prez
Just. So. Many. Salmon.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
You must have gone through the British Columbia gauntlet. Ahhh, good times
LordOfZajo
And Owen from Total Drama Island
TinkererOfTerror
A moose bit my sister once.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Did she turn into a were-moose. Those things are intense
idontcareifthesundontshine
The salmon would be swimming the other way though
TheMonkeysAngst
only once to fuck and die. the spend most thier lives at sea though
Problemwoodchuck
And then Mark Scheifele from center ice
somethingawesomeandgreat
Luckily no accidental Perry knee to the head of Tavares thing
Ja5per
Oof!
BattleSalad
Don't forget the wolverine
crimpitdown9001
Thornappley
You can't dodge a wolverine, wolverines are inevitable.
ThankYouForYourTime
What, no geese? What kind of Canadian citizenship test is this??
MrStick
Don't fuck with the Canada gooses
v
paperfanman
KanzenChowa
They save the geese for the prime Minister elections
youaresoverywrong
mono, it's accurate. There is no avoiding the wrath of goose.
TheRealBrebby
So you haven't dealt with this fuckers have you? You think they will let you whip them down a treadmill
ThankYouForYourTime
If the beaver, moose and salmon are just gonna take the yeet then the goose might too
RtsWillH1Mself
We all know NO ONE can dodge the Canadian Goose. That's ok though. The chosen one has not come yet.
ThankYouForYourTime
I apologize, I didn’t know aboot the spiritual nature of the Canadian goose.
darkninja2992
I've knocked one out before
BarryTheCyborg
So was Gretzky just a prophet then?
RtsWillH1Mself
He never dodged the goose. He never tried. Could have been. The one will come.