Canadian citizenship test…

Jun 4, 2021 3:48 PM

tractorist

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4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He didnt block that chair or that swiffer, terrible form

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Mad skills

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not According to The Leafs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Nova Scotia, moved from Alberta and had to do a refresher exam because of that friggin Crosby kid

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm just waiting for more and more hilarious things to come down the belt. A plate of poutine, an actual moose, etc.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess I'm not moving to Canada now

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fake - the real test requires you to shout 'sorry' for each object that touches you.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought this was a goalie test, and I'm still not sure it isn't

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I didn’t see the green puck until the end. I thought this guy is shit at hockey.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I guess my uncoordinated ass is never going to be able to immigrate.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How it feels to try to get a VISA in New Zealand

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a youtuber and hockey trainer called Pavel Barber.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do they practice knocking someone's teeth out with a shoulder charge?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck around and find out, that's how. That hit the other night was terrible though. Pure blind rage and the poor kid on the other end of it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Should have kept his head up

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Barber is a beast.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I didn't see the green puck and just thought he was shit at hitting stuff

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 3

Let's go to the mall...today!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why does everyone use this fucking gif when someone says Canadian I literally see it every time

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

because we love Robin Sparkles?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is actually very accurate the only thing missing though was a beaver

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dirty dangles!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a canadian.. lol truuuuuuu

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

That's the worst goal tending I've ever seen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumbass, he's puck handling. It's the green thing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good thing I was born here. I'd never pass that test...?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Leafs could always use another right winger eh?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The person loading the conveyor works at Aldi

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank god i was born here because i cant skate and would fail this so hard.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate when I'm playing hockey and there's a damn chair on the ice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dumb ass couldn't figure out why he was missing all those pucks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still easier than US citizenship

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canadian everyday life

4 years ago | Likes 460 Dislikes 0

He’s scratching up those poor floors?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Is he the guy that angry did stuff in his house?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how I learned to rollerblade the first day I opened the box.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed he could do that on carpet.

4 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

I also want a house big enough to skate in.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saw this and then 2 minutes later NBC Sports showed it during intermission of the Habs-Jets game.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice backwards crossovers and on carpet

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So every day Canadians live in multi million dollar homes?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s like a $250,000 home in Texas.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I was looking for this gif when the Leafs went down earlier this week! Makes me laugh every time (the gif - the Leafs make me cry)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way he scoots off backwards makes me laugh every time.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Score a fuckin goal already I'm getting the bedtime sillies

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin shoresey

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Give your balls a tug, titfucker!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Fight me see what happens!" "What's gonna happen shoresey?" "Three things I hit you you hit the floor ambulance hits 60."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I cringed when I saw him go over hardwoods floors. That's going to leave tracks that you can only sand out.

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Can't see the tracks if it's covered in tracks

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depends on the floors and the wheels.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yep, they make really soft wheels.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No ? I mean, have you done it ? I did. No tracks most of the time, sometimes tracks that rub off easily. Not that I do it on the reg tho...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have, left indentations in the floor. Not deep, barely visible, but they were there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Could be quality of the wheels, I was a teen and the wheels were hard plastic.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah there are many potential differences in the hardness of the wheels and the floor. Can go either way I suppose.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you think roller blade wheels are made out of?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on the quality of the wheels. I've seen everything from soft rubber to hard plastics.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Pizza cutters.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cut off too soon. You missed seeing the animals he has to avoid: beaver, moose, bear, and a ton of salmon

4 years ago | Likes 689 Dislikes 2

I was really hoping for the kitchen sink.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He had to wristshot it into a Tim Horton's cup taped to the ceiling fan.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just assumed everyone already knew that part.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sauce?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Final boss is the Goose!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We're supposed to AVOID those? Damn, I might lose my citizenship...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Salmon swim upstream.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only once, they live in the ocean though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They keep adding more and more items until you eventually fail. The real test whether or not you then apologise to the examiner...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly a full size moose coming down that treadmill and just fucking him up would have been the perfect ending to this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Final boss:

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Just. So. Many. Salmon.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You must have gone through the British Columbia gauntlet. Ahhh, good times

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Owen from Total Drama Island

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A moose bit my sister once.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did she turn into a were-moose. Those things are intense

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The salmon would be swimming the other way though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only once to fuck and die. the spend most thier lives at sea though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then Mark Scheifele from center ice

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Luckily no accidental Perry knee to the head of Tavares thing

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oof!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the wolverine

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4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can't dodge a wolverine, wolverines are inevitable.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What, no geese? What kind of Canadian citizenship test is this??

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Don't fuck with the Canada gooses v

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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They save the geese for the prime Minister elections

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mono, it's accurate. There is no avoiding the wrath of goose.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you haven't dealt with this fuckers have you? You think they will let you whip them down a treadmill

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the beaver, moose and salmon are just gonna take the yeet then the goose might too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all know NO ONE can dodge the Canadian Goose. That's ok though. The chosen one has not come yet.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I apologize, I didn’t know aboot the spiritual nature of the Canadian goose.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've knocked one out before

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So was Gretzky just a prophet then?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He never dodged the goose. He never tried. Could have been. The one will come.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0