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May 3, 2021 12:28 AM
Bcocuzzi
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WTBenji08
#2 that is exactly WHY they are so dangerous!
TetsuoooKanedaaaTetsuoooKanedaaa
#1 Tres de Maio
Sauroctonus
Grape jam?
TheWeebleWobler
#15 My personality was based on the care bears and the get along gang, which is why I'm a total asshole.
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
Don’t forget about Creme Savers
Jazzcabage
#6 no way. But if its cut triangles for you it was made with love. Just a fact of life
HampsterDanceInMyPants
#15 you forgot racecars
IronIce111
#11 Not gonna lie, I'd eat it. However the grapes and nut would have been funnier on a pile of flour.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I prefer the quad triangle for #6. Cut it in the triangle both directions to have 4 mini triangle sandwiches. 4 times the sandwich!
woodenshoeliketoknow
#6 Triangle corners just hit different
realargonwolf
I haven't cut a sandwich at all since I outgrew not eating my crusts.
FeedTheNachoMan
If you eat your sandwich Square, you're a psychopath who needs to be put on a watchlist.
ks360
#6 Triangle is easier to eat, particularly grilled, messy, or dipped sandwiches.
skulltura
THIS was a worthy dump, well done @op ????
Superkraut
#1 is that a Spanish Borg designation?
sparkywires200212
#3 get your damn head in the game Todd!
realargonwolf
He must've left a hell of an impression with that burnt-ass mexican grilled cheese.
aChungusAmongUs
#15 I was all 4 for all my childhood
Bcocuzzi
Sub out trucks with pirates and honestly same?
TheMarvinator
#15 you missed the tractor
Ryguydoe1
oh shit cinco de maio is coming up, when exactly is it? Isn't listed on my calendar
Baludrathebwarf
#5 some call it the G.I. Joe Kung-fu grip
tommiCookieHero
#5 she doesn't even notice that she has pockets
OhNoDontTouch
and they appear to be real pockets, too. half the time, women's clothing only *appears* to have pockets. fake pockets should be illegal!
FeedTheNachoMan
And on the rare occasion they actually get pockets, the pocket is only deep enough to fit up to your second knuckle
Vhyson
Wish altoids would bring back the sours. Regular mints are just too lame-o by compassion.
OnyxPrimal
Absolutely. I loved those damn things. I’d buy the 5 pack from Sam’s club.
IWasACatAllAlong
#15 Do you mean... boys.
Grimmrog
nno, boys turn men with 4 based on these, and then kinda never mentally evolve further. They jsut age from then.
theregoesthegayborhood
#17 is so true it hurts. Like trying to walk anywhere in suburbia and find there are no sidewalks and it’s open season on pedestrians
CommunCreator
When I was growing up in the ‘80’s it was already like that. Walking anywhere from our house was an endurance feat. 1/
CommunCreator
2/ once in HS my car broke down in the school parking lot. It took me 2 hours to walk home.
NoobsStfu
#1 me tiene encabronado, coño. mejor dicho es "cuando esta el tres de mayo y ya estas boracho con cojone"
Bcocuzzi
Needed my novio to translate for me??
AdelineThatsMeYo
#13 still do this..but only smaller. I never did like the big ones. Also I'm old.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
This one doesn't look very nice, I remember it prettier. Yes, I'm old too
HoneyGoatCheese
Me tooo, my hair is thin so it helps
imakesoft
Girl in the pic looks so 90’s… love it!
elevengoldfish
That's Jessica Simpson.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
I remember 1999 like it was yesterday & I like zigzag parted hair. Also, I'm old, lol.
imakesoft
I’m old and I missed this trend.
RoundThreeFIGHT
#15 forgot trains!
12Badgers2MushroomsAndASnake
Airplanes?
nanamonster
Army men!
Nightcrawler63
Or cars
Sheprador
And fire trucks
tankdestroyer642
And tanks
Schmooooo
And my sword!
TigerBoobs
Also according only to old navy, avocados and sharks are what the boy children are into these days.
RoundThreeFIGHT
It's those damned millennials and their avocado toast ?
SuicidalBallsack
Men will turn 4? That’s a little young innit?
flyingmonkeystick
That’s what I was thinking. That’s just a fucking kid.
amp99
#4
CardsAndParty
Ohhhhhhh Ginger Balls...
PointlessBarking
And a fucktonne of cocaine.
SexyCletus
The first thing I thought of too!
Bcocuzzi
Banger after banger
CptJohnYossarian
Nailed it
icycouture
Nailed each other
jimfalconer611
If you cook the bathtub full of spinach you now have 1/2 a serving
muricanroma
I learned from Reddit to put paper towels in the container. It'll last so much longer! Spring mix for days!
theozzir
Spinach cooks down so much, I bet you could cook all the spinach in the world in one bathtub.
idontenglishsorry
And after it’s cooked I bet you could fit it in someone’s gaped asshole
cardinal29
backrideup9
Spinach is the anti-rice.
realargonwolf
What kind of psychopath cooks spinach? Eat that shit like a salad, it's delicious. Has a subtle nutty flavor. Cooked spinach is slime.
DannyTargleblarggle
But make sure to use young, small leaved spinach for raw eating. The older leaves have oxalates in them and those aren't great for you
theplantladyisabenevolentruler
I’m the psychopath that eats spinach in all sorts of delicious ways and NO ONE HAS CAUGHT ME YET
chrisjfinlay
Cooked spinach gives you such wonderful dishes as creamed spinach, or saag curries. Done right, it’s wonderful
Manymanypets
hmmmmm saag aloo...
chrisjfinlay
(But I will agree, spinach is a superb salad leaf)