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The TV I watched on my 11th birthday
Plus when it was Beethoven’s turn he was acting all dramatic like he knew he was going to lose. Then did this. Daniel Steibelts stormed out while everyone was laughing.
RIP
monkeytrench
#15
djhash
#25 it was a phase!
RichterCa
#3 As someone born in November: https://i.redd.it/olbtb8u5rd6c1.png
GreenNinja22
RightHandofEnki
ngmpdxKat
I want the crow party!
Derfboy
#28
StevieTheAussie
#3 Goddamnit. April for me. I got one of the only bloody boring ones. :/
StevieTheAussie
#1 Specifically with the intention of excelling past their performance.
Dracology
#3 bad luck november. You have to drive a mid transformation Bumblebee. Enjoy either getting sliced apart or scraping metal along the road wherever you go
knubberrub
#40 Fetchsommar
LordKitchenersValet
#1
> The Greek historian Herodotus, the main source for the Greco-Persian Wars, mentioned Philippides as the messenger who ran from Athens to Sparta asking for help, and then ran back, a distance of over 240km (150 mi) each way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon
> the first few Olympic Games were about 40km (25 mi), roughly the distance from Marathon to Athens
> The modern 42.2 km (26.2mi) standard was set ... directly from the length used at the 1908 Summer Olympics in London.
LordKitchenersValet
(Specifically so the route could end with the runners hitting 'finish' right under the queen's balcony, IIRC)
Zastrozzi
#18: Richard “Scary”…?
SendMeYourLameJokes
I did not notice until you pointed it out that it’s totally misspelled! Wow! You deserve a prize. Perhaps a Proofreader Trophy that doesn’t exist but should.
exbenedict
#48 sounds like you need new friends
SteampunkNightmare
#48 need better friends
Derfboy
#2
HCBailly
#10
JackHL01
SendMeYourLameJokes
No, it’s okay. I already live here.
Sternfeuer
A B5 gif in the wild. Nice.
knubberrub
#25 At least THREE of these were over TEN FEET LONG.
You're welcome.
VindictiveBathToaster
#3 Fuck Yeah! June 7th!
TheMemeRecycler
#3 WOOT!!!!!! August!!!! I actually want to get my truck wrapped to look like that.... will definitely post pick if I manage to get it done
Strategicgnomer
#1 Greek guy: runs a long way and dies.
Everyone else: bet I could beat his time ...
JakSandrow
#3 My month is Social Engineering! Yaaaay!
KistariaPrime
As long as it has the gunner seat I'm down with Busting Ghosts. Who's with me?!
Aarta
I got time travel, assuming I can get it to the requisite 88mph.
LiterallyAWizard
I got....looks like a technical? I feel somewhat cheated
chansuke
Don't underestimate it. There's a reason Theres a war named after Toyota.
JiffyGee
I’m the little tykes car. Who rugged this shit! I reject this reality. I’m getting the impala from supernatural.
IrishPub
Yeah, ours is the only one that's not a car.
wandasdreams
Right? They did us wrong.
VictorDenn
#1 Pheidippides' name is immortal. He has been raised to Olympus.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Also the run didn't kill him.
EdmundandHarald365
And he ran over 150 miles
ThisGuyPostingThings
So he doesn't even get to hang out in the Elysian Fields, he has to deal with those horrible gods and their drama and feuds?
StevieTheAussie
But the orgies…
SmollCashew
#18 I wasn't permitted to watch most of the shows on this line-up.
al3xinw0nderland0000
#44 that's called "torpor" and many species (esp mammals) do it!
RevolutionOnHerLips
I see torpor, I think vampires :D
TheFastpaws
#3 I’ll just go ahead and save time jumping off the cliff.
Ribaldrie
#10 Indiana
DiabloD3
#3 I recognize all these except for March and October
UNHchabo
Those two both look like diagram vehicles rather than anything specific. Like, March is a pickup truck with splotches of rust, and October is an RV.
SendMeYourLameJokes
I also didn’t recognize those two. Someone is bound to swoop in and educate us soon.
Drosera
Dotting so I can know my car horoscope.
BrightestNight
#38 Had a dream two nights ago that the Ghostbusters and Andre the Giant were robbing a bank where I live, and two cops showed up with the heaviest Brooklyn accents asking 'What ya gonna do?'. I love dreams like that.
NinjaSpork
Andre: "We're robbing a bank, how bout you?"
Alurkerforcedtologin
#11 butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
goflyblind
InternationalNitWit
with the plastic eyeballs. Spray paint the vegetables
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
FarceMajeure
Kill the headlights, and put it in neutral
Froggie243
Stock car flamin, with a loser at the cruise control
itsokreally
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D