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ZanarkandAbes
He went through a lot of work just to hide the fact that he likes to wear panties under his jeans.
liquiddaisies
OisnDubhlin
I wouldn't fuck someone who put up such embarrassing silly notes like this either
LifeEaterVirus
What do you bet wife wasn't a whale before marriage?
BombBloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5ziNOtoMU
nolittleplans
Hey he didn't pin through the panties so this guy already is a keeper
annfranksbhole
Well he did call his wife a whale
PoppaBigBear
Marriage that bad needs a divorce.
PressureWashington
Well played Mr. Doghouse, well played
abundantbadgers
Poor guy
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
This totally happened
grrlee
I can’t see any reason at all why his wife wouldn’t sleep with him.
19879
Plot twist, his “wife” put them in there so that 1 time a year can now be 0.
pinkypiesbutt
GET A FUCKING DIVORCE
chefChr1s
Similar experience with an ex, she came home from the club and passed out. The next morning I'm sitting watching some sunday cartoons.
When I get a boot to the face and an ex screaming about how I've been cheating on her. She was mad all day about some other chicks boot
she found. It wasn't until her friend came over looking for the pair of boots she lent to my ex to go to the club the night before
salmmon
Wait until it's the whales turn to do laundry and sees the note.
NZSheeps
From the tone, I'm guessing she doesn't
8BitFish
Plot twist. They are actually the cross dressing janitors.
ChronologicalMyopia
complimentpin
Perfect gif!
fandsor
+1 for apt gif and Suits
Willchangelater
jpparkenbone
The fuck up was marrying her in the first place.
Amen.
sayfcknwhat
This guy must obviously be a Chris Hemsworth clone. His wife should pin up his normal-size, no-skidmark-or-Cheeto-stains boxer shorts.
fozzibab
If he thinks his wife is a whale, and they only have sex once a year, they need to end that relationship.
gabriCookieSmasher
If he divorces her, he won't have anything to whine about on the internet
Foxplay
Sex once a year? Divorce her
vauhtihirmu
Wives, amirite?
peruuuuuuuusin
Be careful who you marry
ScrippyChan
Just don't marry.
fatabbate
Needs more upvotes
Apparently others do not agree.
MrPeebles
Whom'st'ed
ProfessorPritt
Whale or no sex once a year thats not a symptom thats a disease that needs some therapy or counseling or something
BreadyStinellis
Step 1. Stop verbally abusing your wife in public, ya cunt.
Faltron
verbatimshanks
Currently at 420 upvotes...can't ruin it
MoonpiePlease
He fixes the cable?
RichardLens
thedudeabides32
secretstadiumsauce
HodgeNPodge
1. Frankly, if you're the type of person that would insult your wife, tack up a random person's underwear and trying to get a lay from a
2. complete stranger, you might just be a shit person whose wife has a reason to not trust you and whose already fucked up in the past.
HandsomeJack19
You read that as him trying to get laid? Because I didn't. He's a dick for insulting her appearance though.
1. I guess I'm a bit jaded. But proclaiming you arent happy in your marriage while hanging a stranger''s delicates and calling them hot is
2. a big red flag to me he's likely already looked for affection elsewhere in the past, and his wife has a good reason not to trust him.
3. Source: been cheated on and watched behavior with friends' relationships. This is classic cheating behavior unfortunately.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Wow I wonder if this guy would get more sex if he were less of a horrible cunt.
sensoryte
aw c'mon calling a whale a whale has never killed a whale, don't you know sticks and hoes break your bones but words are spaghetti?
legacyweaver
Wife just blew up at him about finding panties in the laundry, so she doesn't trust him, and she wants sex once a year. SHE is the cunt.
Or he calls her a fat whale all the time so she feels like a worthless, undesirable piece of shit. No woman wants to have sex in those
Conditions.
No fuck that noise. Some people don't want sex. It sucks that they're incompatible in that regard but it's neither's fault.
4) your mistresses underwear if she manages to leave them. You destroy the evidence.
2) a place with communal laundry and a pair of panties shows up IN THE LAUNDRY (not under the bed, not in the trash, not HIDDEN) and your
3) first response is to accuse your /husband/ (we're assuming he hasn't cheated) of cheating...cunt. Cunt cunt cunt. You don't launder
1) I completely agree, if she's not horny there is no helping that (unless it's medication that needs to be switched). But when you live in
RoutemasterFlash
If a couple with a healthy sex life get married and then one of them goes off sex altogether, that is a problem. Do you not see that?
You're making a lot of assumptions there about whether/when/how things actually changed. Do you not see that?
I have assumed nothing. Mismatched libidos are a problem. Do you disagree with that?
Hereliesmyexaccount
Sex once a year?! She is not his wife anymore
LiterallyAnOpossum
I was with my ex for 7 years and we were still virgins at the end of it...I'm a woman, btw.
agumonkey
marriage means no sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM1GW6dpukY
I know it isn't the implication, but some people are asexuals and aren't into sex at all while enjoying romantic intimacy.
kradeig
Ahaha I love the “guy in the doghouse”
zPiotr
Once a year... Lucky
shhep
She is. They have issues, but she is his wife, the fuck you on about.
ClassyReposts
He's not talking about the law.
With the ultimate cock block card
Roit2003
Once a year, that's rookie marriage numbers, 3 and counting. But she is at least handy every couple of months.
HungryFurBurger
She's my wife now!!
Ha, I posted the same thing.
One of my favourite shows of all time!
iamagrocerybag
Ello Dave
Dave… my wife would like to use your toilet.
U wan buy some pegs, Dave?
PuhTater
Nope, thats a bitchy roomate
ajpimpsalll
eh, at least most roomates pay for half.
MauroSanchez
Yep
1. Why is this woman's worth as a wife being judged by how often they sleep together? This guy could be a total scumbag, which his actions
2. frankly seem to indicate. For all we know he searched elsewhere for affection and lost her trust. How else would he be the type of person
3. tacking a stranger's undergarments up on a wall with a note with a desperate pickup line? If my hubs called me a whale I wouldnt want to
4. sleep with him either. I'd feel emotionally battered and rejected.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Exactly. Physical intimacy is a very important part of marriage.
So is not calling your wife a whale. I'm baffled as to why everyone seems to be taking this cunt's side.
Probably because his wife freaked out over a pair of panties and used withholding sex as a punishment...
MillwoodWillFlyAway
- me, a sex repulsed person - ... ok. sure.
Goblor
I fe
Well, OK, but as a general statement it goes for most people.
coupNchise
Your UN is amazing
[deleted]
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
His United Nations? @DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece please confirm or deny: are you the owner of the United Nations? (Sorry, couldn't help it)
officialgifpolice
Why? Honestly curious.
There is a long answer, but basically, it invokes a sense of belonging, above other relationships. If its not present, one or both partners>
May feel closed off, or not a complete part of the whole. Can also lead to resentment and coldness, especially if 1 partner finds it not >
Important but the other does.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Except to asexual folk. Commication, love and respect are far more important.
Communication*
Perhaps I'm being ignorant here, but why would an asexual person get married in the first place?
Just because people are asexual doesn't mean they can't enjoy the company of a person enough to want to marry them.
Well that's the thing, most people who get married don't do it just because they like spending time with someone. I mean, I enjoy spending
yankees27
Remember, "if you don't do it, someone else will"
VioletMoonRising
Sex is the most important thing when it isn't happening.
"Sex is like oxygen: it only becomes a big deal when you're not getting any."
rocklemycockle
Why can't I keep upvoting
Poxopi
That hit me
BulletAnt93
That's a great fucking way of putting it. Couldnt have said it better.
AVoiceOfReason
I think the lack of sex in marriage is often due to people just marrying so early. Look at Imgur. The average age is 21-24, but you (1)
see the words "my wife/my husband" 39475243543 times more than girlfriend/boyfriend. I'm not shocked you guys don't get laid. You're (2)
burned out and expeditious in relationships. That's not a recipe for having a paced out sex life that stays healthy for years.
Also is probably due to society has made many women think that if a guy wants sex, thats all he's there for, so that causes trust issues.
karuso
that's why it's a marial duty in germany. There's even a case of lawsuit where a women got 10.000€ because her husband didn't want sex
https://www.stern.de/panorama/eheliche-pflichten-verletzt-kein-sex---frau-bekommt-schadensersatz-3437616.html
maharg1ag1
1)You said Germany, not France. 2)This is from 2011. 3) this was a single judges misinterpretation of a civil code law, about agreeing 1/2
Sounds absurdist to me. Can't a couple just sort their own sex lives by themselves or get divorced if unable? Don't know what good can (1)
come out of people unwillingly having sex with their spouses because it's a legal duty and they fear reprisal. Isn't that more or less (2)
the same as someone pressuring or forcing you to do sexual favors for them? (3/3)
I agree sex is important but if things have broken down that badly then surely it's best to call it quits and find someone with a sex drive
that better matches your own?
vorasaurus
Yea but honestly .. don't entirely blame her .. if he calls her a whale behind her back, seems both of 'em got issues.
ABillionDucks
Hey. He may call her that to her face too.
ahernandez
He posted the note in public, likely not behind her back, and likely a joke to give someone a laugh
Yeah obviously it's a joke, dicknose. That's called making fun of someone lol, and it's not better, if anything it's worse.
I think it still went over your head. There’s probably no wife
Muffdiver9
Game of which came first.
Irrelevant. They're both wrong and playing "who can hurt each other the worst" is a horrible idea for any relationship.
His wife's elephantine mass gain.
toxicXsquid
I’ve been married three years and we haven’t had sex in 7 months. He sees no problem in a lack of intimacy.
I hope he sees a problem in that it is a problem for you and you can find a solution that satisfies both of you.
I'm sorry. My friend's husband was the same. I've seen the damage that can do to your self esteem. I'd urge counselling.
Shargan8
As someone who's been through a similar situation, deprivation felt like emotional torture to me. I felt worthless.
CompelledCynic
https://i.imgflip.com/1tp5z2.jpg
AllahuAkbarDubstepRemix
Because you're both probably sleeping around. Lack of sex is unhealthy.
Actually neither of us is. Thanks for your 2 cents tho :)
Where the fuck did you come up with that?
When I was balls deep in your mum
drkpaladin
I got divorced because of that (and other things). Put up with it for too long; much happier now.
I’m glad you’re happier now !
Thanks, me too :). I hope you can get things sorted.
Thank you :)
StormmMann
Lol sure he doesn’t
My friends now ex husband wouldn't have sex with her. 2 ywars. He said it was normal, married people only have sex for kids.
No matter what I try, I get shut down. It’s starting to drive me insane
I believe it. My husband and I have had similar issues. He's perfectly content to not have sex more than once every few months, I am not.
DarkSock
Q: What food destroys a woman’s libido? A: Wedding cake
klean9
maximinusthrax1
Not in my experience. Been married 7 years and still fuck like rabbits...without making kids of course. We'll see what happens after that.
7?! Those are rookie numbers. I’m talking 36 years and you were together for 7 years before that! And wait till the kids get in the picture
shits takes time yo. It's sad how many don't even make it to 7 before going nuclear...
wookietiddy
I wonder if the lack of kids is the reason. We don't have kids either, going on 5 years together.
Depends on the woman. My wife wanted it more when we got married. Still wants it more than I do sometimes.
atleastIwasnt36
I think it's a joke buddy
It's also a commonly held observation, one which I have empirical evidence to the contrary. Most jokes have basis in reality in some way.
Stollig
overboard
marry that g....oh.
Lol. I feel bad sometimes because I don't have as high a sex drive as she does. But she's very cool about it when it happens.
GerberLegalTeam
Good for you. I suspect a lot of people fall into a routine in marriage and that's what kills the drive.
AspartameDaddy
More like kids.
Ah see we tried and couldn't get pregnant, but we're contemplating adoption in a few years.
onecowboytoo
Is she single?
GapingAnalCavity
Soon
ZanarkandAbes
He went through a lot of work just to hide the fact that he likes to wear panties under his jeans.
liquiddaisies
OisnDubhlin
I wouldn't fuck someone who put up such embarrassing silly notes like this either
LifeEaterVirus
What do you bet wife wasn't a whale before marriage?
BombBloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5ziNOtoMU
nolittleplans
Hey he didn't pin through the panties so this guy already is a keeper
annfranksbhole
Well he did call his wife a whale
PoppaBigBear
Marriage that bad needs a divorce.
PressureWashington
Well played Mr. Doghouse, well played
abundantbadgers
Poor guy
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
This totally happened
grrlee
19879
Plot twist, his “wife” put them in there so that 1 time a year can now be 0.
pinkypiesbutt
GET A FUCKING DIVORCE
chefChr1s
Similar experience with an ex, she came home from the club and passed out. The next morning I'm sitting watching some sunday cartoons.
chefChr1s
When I get a boot to the face and an ex screaming about how I've been cheating on her. She was mad all day about some other chicks boot
chefChr1s
she found. It wasn't until her friend came over looking for the pair of boots she lent to my ex to go to the club the night before
salmmon
Wait until it's the whales turn to do laundry and sees the note.
NZSheeps
From the tone, I'm guessing she doesn't
8BitFish
Plot twist. They are actually the cross dressing janitors.
ChronologicalMyopia
complimentpin
Perfect gif!
fandsor
+1 for apt gif and Suits
Willchangelater
jpparkenbone
The fuck up was marrying her in the first place.
Willchangelater
Amen.
sayfcknwhat
This guy must obviously be a Chris Hemsworth clone. His wife should pin up his normal-size, no-skidmark-or-Cheeto-stains boxer shorts.
fozzibab
If he thinks his wife is a whale, and they only have sex once a year, they need to end that relationship.
gabriCookieSmasher
If he divorces her, he won't have anything to whine about on the internet
gabriCookieSmasher
If he divorces her, he won't have anything to whine about on the internet
Foxplay
Sex once a year? Divorce her
vauhtihirmu
Wives, amirite?
peruuuuuuuusin
Be careful who you marry
ScrippyChan
Just don't marry.
fatabbate
Needs more upvotes
ScrippyChan
Apparently others do not agree.
MrPeebles
Whom'st'ed
ProfessorPritt
Whale or no sex once a year thats not a symptom thats a disease that needs some therapy or counseling or something
BreadyStinellis
Step 1. Stop verbally abusing your wife in public, ya cunt.
Faltron
verbatimshanks
Currently at 420 upvotes...can't ruin it
MoonpiePlease
He fixes the cable?
RichardLens
thedudeabides32
secretstadiumsauce
HodgeNPodge
1. Frankly, if you're the type of person that would insult your wife, tack up a random person's underwear and trying to get a lay from a
HodgeNPodge
2. complete stranger, you might just be a shit person whose wife has a reason to not trust you and whose already fucked up in the past.
HandsomeJack19
You read that as him trying to get laid? Because I didn't. He's a dick for insulting her appearance though.
HodgeNPodge
1. I guess I'm a bit jaded. But proclaiming you arent happy in your marriage while hanging a stranger''s delicates and calling them hot is
HodgeNPodge
2. a big red flag to me he's likely already looked for affection elsewhere in the past, and his wife has a good reason not to trust him.
HodgeNPodge
3. Source: been cheated on and watched behavior with friends' relationships. This is classic cheating behavior unfortunately.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Wow I wonder if this guy would get more sex if he were less of a horrible cunt.
sensoryte
aw c'mon calling a whale a whale has never killed a whale, don't you know sticks and hoes break your bones but words are spaghetti?
legacyweaver
Wife just blew up at him about finding panties in the laundry, so she doesn't trust him, and she wants sex once a year. SHE is the cunt.
BreadyStinellis
Or he calls her a fat whale all the time so she feels like a worthless, undesirable piece of shit. No woman wants to have sex in those
BreadyStinellis
Conditions.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
No fuck that noise. Some people don't want sex. It sucks that they're incompatible in that regard but it's neither's fault.
legacyweaver
4) your mistresses underwear if she manages to leave them. You destroy the evidence.
legacyweaver
2) a place with communal laundry and a pair of panties shows up IN THE LAUNDRY (not under the bed, not in the trash, not HIDDEN) and your
legacyweaver
3) first response is to accuse your /husband/ (we're assuming he hasn't cheated) of cheating...cunt. Cunt cunt cunt. You don't launder
legacyweaver
1) I completely agree, if she's not horny there is no helping that (unless it's medication that needs to be switched). But when you live in
RoutemasterFlash
If a couple with a healthy sex life get married and then one of them goes off sex altogether, that is a problem. Do you not see that?
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
You're making a lot of assumptions there about whether/when/how things actually changed. Do you not see that?
RoutemasterFlash
I have assumed nothing. Mismatched libidos are a problem. Do you disagree with that?
Hereliesmyexaccount
Sex once a year?! She is not his wife anymore
LiterallyAnOpossum
I was with my ex for 7 years and we were still virgins at the end of it...I'm a woman, btw.
agumonkey
marriage means no sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM1GW6dpukY
vauhtihirmu
I know it isn't the implication, but some people are asexuals and aren't into sex at all while enjoying romantic intimacy.
RoutemasterFlash
kradeig
Ahaha I love the “guy in the doghouse”
zPiotr
Once a year... Lucky
shhep
She is. They have issues, but she is his wife, the fuck you on about.
ClassyReposts
He's not talking about the law.
LifeEaterVirus
With the ultimate cock block card
Roit2003
Once a year, that's rookie marriage numbers, 3 and counting. But she is at least handy every couple of months.
HungryFurBurger
She's my wife now!!
RoutemasterFlash
Ha, I posted the same thing.
HungryFurBurger
One of my favourite shows of all time!
iamagrocerybag
Ello Dave
HungryFurBurger
Dave… my wife would like to use your toilet.
iamagrocerybag
U wan buy some pegs, Dave?
PuhTater
Nope, thats a bitchy roomate
ajpimpsalll
eh, at least most roomates pay for half.
MauroSanchez
Yep
HodgeNPodge
1. Why is this woman's worth as a wife being judged by how often they sleep together? This guy could be a total scumbag, which his actions
HodgeNPodge
2. frankly seem to indicate. For all we know he searched elsewhere for affection and lost her trust. How else would he be the type of person
HodgeNPodge
3. tacking a stranger's undergarments up on a wall with a note with a desperate pickup line? If my hubs called me a whale I wouldnt want to
HodgeNPodge
4. sleep with him either. I'd feel emotionally battered and rejected.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Exactly. Physical intimacy is a very important part of marriage.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
So is not calling your wife a whale. I'm baffled as to why everyone seems to be taking this cunt's side.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Probably because his wife freaked out over a pair of panties and used withholding sex as a punishment...
MillwoodWillFlyAway
- me, a sex repulsed person - ... ok. sure.
Goblor
I fe
RoutemasterFlash
Well, OK, but as a general statement it goes for most people.
coupNchise
Your UN is amazing
[deleted]
[deleted]
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
His United Nations? @DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece please confirm or deny: are you the owner of the United Nations? (Sorry, couldn't help it)
officialgifpolice
Why? Honestly curious.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
There is a long answer, but basically, it invokes a sense of belonging, above other relationships. If its not present, one or both partners>
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
May feel closed off, or not a complete part of the whole. Can also lead to resentment and coldness, especially if 1 partner finds it not >
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Important but the other does.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Except to asexual folk. Commication, love and respect are far more important.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Communication*
RoutemasterFlash
Perhaps I'm being ignorant here, but why would an asexual person get married in the first place?
fandsor
Just because people are asexual doesn't mean they can't enjoy the company of a person enough to want to marry them.
RoutemasterFlash
Well that's the thing, most people who get married don't do it just because they like spending time with someone. I mean, I enjoy spending
yankees27
Remember, "if you don't do it, someone else will"
VioletMoonRising
Sex is the most important thing when it isn't happening.
RoutemasterFlash
"Sex is like oxygen: it only becomes a big deal when you're not getting any."
rocklemycockle
Why can't I keep upvoting
Poxopi
That hit me
BulletAnt93
That's a great fucking way of putting it. Couldnt have said it better.
AVoiceOfReason
I think the lack of sex in marriage is often due to people just marrying so early. Look at Imgur. The average age is 21-24, but you (1)
AVoiceOfReason
see the words "my wife/my husband" 39475243543 times more than girlfriend/boyfriend. I'm not shocked you guys don't get laid. You're (2)
AVoiceOfReason
burned out and expeditious in relationships. That's not a recipe for having a paced out sex life that stays healthy for years.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Also is probably due to society has made many women think that if a guy wants sex, thats all he's there for, so that causes trust issues.
karuso
that's why it's a marial duty in germany. There's even a case of lawsuit where a women got 10.000€ because her husband didn't want sex
[deleted]
[deleted]
karuso
https://www.stern.de/panorama/eheliche-pflichten-verletzt-kein-sex---frau-bekommt-schadensersatz-3437616.html
maharg1ag1
1)You said Germany, not France. 2)This is from 2011. 3) this was a single judges misinterpretation of a civil code law, about agreeing 1/2
vauhtihirmu
Sounds absurdist to me. Can't a couple just sort their own sex lives by themselves or get divorced if unable? Don't know what good can (1)
vauhtihirmu
come out of people unwillingly having sex with their spouses because it's a legal duty and they fear reprisal. Isn't that more or less (2)
vauhtihirmu
the same as someone pressuring or forcing you to do sexual favors for them? (3/3)
RoutemasterFlash
I agree sex is important but if things have broken down that badly then surely it's best to call it quits and find someone with a sex drive
RoutemasterFlash
that better matches your own?
vorasaurus
Yea but honestly .. don't entirely blame her .. if he calls her a whale behind her back, seems both of 'em got issues.
ABillionDucks
Hey. He may call her that to her face too.
ahernandez
He posted the note in public, likely not behind her back, and likely a joke to give someone a laugh
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Yeah obviously it's a joke, dicknose. That's called making fun of someone lol, and it's not better, if anything it's worse.
ahernandez
I think it still went over your head. There’s probably no wife
Muffdiver9
Game of which came first.
BreadyStinellis
Irrelevant. They're both wrong and playing "who can hurt each other the worst" is a horrible idea for any relationship.
RoutemasterFlash
His wife's elephantine mass gain.
toxicXsquid
I’ve been married three years and we haven’t had sex in 7 months. He sees no problem in a lack of intimacy.
vauhtihirmu
I hope he sees a problem in that it is a problem for you and you can find a solution that satisfies both of you.
BreadyStinellis
I'm sorry. My friend's husband was the same. I've seen the damage that can do to your self esteem. I'd urge counselling.
Shargan8
As someone who's been through a similar situation, deprivation felt like emotional torture to me. I felt worthless.
CompelledCynic
https://i.imgflip.com/1tp5z2.jpg
AllahuAkbarDubstepRemix
Because you're both probably sleeping around. Lack of sex is unhealthy.
toxicXsquid
Actually neither of us is. Thanks for your 2 cents tho :)
Shargan8
Where the fuck did you come up with that?
AllahuAkbarDubstepRemix
When I was balls deep in your mum
drkpaladin
I got divorced because of that (and other things). Put up with it for too long; much happier now.
toxicXsquid
I’m glad you’re happier now !
drkpaladin
Thanks, me too :). I hope you can get things sorted.
toxicXsquid
Thank you :)
StormmMann
Lol sure he doesn’t
BreadyStinellis
My friends now ex husband wouldn't have sex with her. 2 ywars. He said it was normal, married people only have sex for kids.
toxicXsquid
No matter what I try, I get shut down. It’s starting to drive me insane
BreadyStinellis
I believe it. My husband and I have had similar issues. He's perfectly content to not have sex more than once every few months, I am not.
DarkSock
Q: What food destroys a woman’s libido? A: Wedding cake
klean9
maximinusthrax1
Not in my experience. Been married 7 years and still fuck like rabbits...without making kids of course. We'll see what happens after that.
klean9
7?! Those are rookie numbers. I’m talking 36 years and you were together for 7 years before that! And wait till the kids get in the picture
maximinusthrax1
shits takes time yo. It's sad how many don't even make it to 7 before going nuclear...
wookietiddy
I wonder if the lack of kids is the reason. We don't have kids either, going on 5 years together.
wookietiddy
Depends on the woman. My wife wanted it more when we got married. Still wants it more than I do sometimes.
atleastIwasnt36
I think it's a joke buddy
wookietiddy
It's also a commonly held observation, one which I have empirical evidence to the contrary. Most jokes have basis in reality in some way.
Stollig
overboard
marry that g....oh.
wookietiddy
Lol. I feel bad sometimes because I don't have as high a sex drive as she does. But she's very cool about it when it happens.
GerberLegalTeam
Good for you. I suspect a lot of people fall into a routine in marriage and that's what kills the drive.
AspartameDaddy
More like kids.
wookietiddy
Ah see we tried and couldn't get pregnant, but we're contemplating adoption in a few years.
onecowboytoo
Is she single?
GapingAnalCavity
Soon