razalude
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Nubbin tax!
Tinytoebeans
#27 @subway when they yell it has double cheese ?♀️
theRuler30
The baseball players look like Sergio Perez
NotSomoneElse68
#18 Me at 50
DillIsMySpiritSpice
#6 Uplifting sentiment translated for those who live on the darker side of the spectrum. Appreciated.
LoneWulf17
#24
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SkeletonsLoveBooty
#27 job interviews
TheHiddnOne
#19 Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry(tm) series!
DigiT00l
#44 he has cute eyes
throwawayacct30
#16
he's ALWAYS reminded me of Dorian from The Mask
Sizzlord
#27 subway:"HE GOT DOUBLE CHEESE N MEAT ON THAT" While not even looking at the cashier. Cashier looks up and stares you pointing to total
KatKittens
#15 Ha! So many times.
redpandascaredbyarock
Hi nubbin!
SomethingFunnyUsername
I would like to leave some loot
Syn333
#15 Omg I just laughed so hard at the bus stop the ambulance came. (no seriously but not for me)
RoseNoire66613
"Call an ambulance, but not for me ! "
Shiki487
Omg I have that Katamari plush and that looks like my cat!
FullTimeDisaster
#5 I'll take 20
Fresh1
Nubbin!
PajamaStripes
#33 I live in West Virginia, and I would not be opposed.
nukemall
I am intrigued - let's try it!
Iullyiullyus
#1
jelly117
Fabulous crop OP, have stolen many to feed my meme children. +1
LeoKiltGuy
StillLiterallyAWizard
#16 Whatever happened to this fuckpop? Last I heard of him was his ghoul laugh about Biden being elected
razalude
He probably burrowed back into his abyss hole to refresh his evil
backoffman
#13 step 3: “write that down”
ArcaneDryad
#1 Teefs!
ExcitableUnicorn
Freaking adorable teefies!!
sharkhugs
#4 Today is my last day of work. I put in my two weeks notice because I’m moving after buying my first car and decided to go back 1/2
sharkhugs
2/2 to school. Covid set me back like everyone else, and it took a lot of patience and time to get here. I’m so excited to start my new life
Boldeyes
Good for you!
sharkhugs
Thank you!
geraltofriva
#13 Take notes, for fuck's sake!
trinabeana23
Step 3 Write notes Step 4 Lose notes immediately Step 5 forget all knowledge while trying to explain results to someone else; rinse & repeat
Monkeyofdoom44
The only difference between science and messing around is writing it down
lilgoth89
Missing Eyebrow intensifies!!
trinabeana23
#3 UNFUN FACT! Most young healthy ppl's viable organs who die in motorcycle accident are TRAGICALLY wasted bc instant death requires a full
trinabeana23
crime scene & by time investigation is over -perfectly good organs become unusable. Sucks. SOURCE; my son died at 23 in motorcycle accident
RustyShackle4d
Very sorry for your loss, thank you for this interesting information.
trinabeana23
Thank u for kind words ...he died in '08 and its been terrifying going thru pandemic w our adult kids along w now 2 grandkids. Fear sux!
goodguyC
JVNK
Unfun fact #2: Organs become unusable pretty much instantly, which is why they have to artificially keep the hearts of donors beating 1/2
JVNK
2/2 until they can extract the organs and put them on ice. Also, I'm sorry for your loss :<
trinabeana23
Thank u ...but I feel like while yes he died on impact bc the fire station was so close u could see it, maybe there was a way to ensure his
trinabeana23
organs stayed viable. It just seems like such a waste bc a year later our middle daughters childhood friend also died in motorcycle accident
TacoDaddy6969
#3 hell yeah
tuxedobob
Only if you die horrifically and accidentally.
TacoDaddy6969
Not really. If I died of a heart attack they'd have my liver, my marrow, my kidneys lungs etc... same if I shot myself or was mudered
tuxedobob
So like, a heart attack on purpose? >_>
TacoDaddy6969
Suicide by cocaine. Sure.
Zaranthan
harryplt788
Brian dressed up in Family Guy in a banana costume with a baseball bat singing and dancing. Idk why.
harryplt788
https://peanutbutterjellytime.net/
Zaranthan
What I'd like to know is why people still think Family Guy's out of context flashbacks are original content.
LobcockLittle
Oh that's right. He was doing that shitty song and costume and then Stewie hit him with a bat. Is that the baseball bat thing?
EatsBees
i remember that song from when i was in high school, and that was 02-06...
HoldThatTHOT
It was an old flash cartoon from before youtube that family guy made a reference to.
yuugian
The baseball bat was a part of the original, pre-familyguy. Faster section of the song was 1/
yuugian
peanutbutter-jelly, peanutbutter-jelly, peanutbutter-jelly with a baseball bat
LobcockLittle
Oh yeah