Will you marry me?

Sep 13, 2017 4:50 PM

lilmax

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Slips ring on finger and everyone starts living in a game world

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go with a ring of +2 charisma.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wisdom

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Obligatory "fun at parties" comment. But, like...mad respect +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Takes off ring, -2 intelligence. Says yes again. Infinite loop.

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 2

But there's still anal, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet you never fucked a girl in the ass, or in the pussy for that matter, hahahah!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Takes it off, switches ring, says yes again, + 2 libido. Greatly improved fun for years to come

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Is +2 libido the same as casting a +6 wetness spell?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Only if your a level 14 wizard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like gains 10 lbs and loses all sex drive.

8 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 31

Someone post a Noob Noob gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just 10?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Sad but true....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is why you identify your rings with a scroll first.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife did the opposite. Lost weight fucked more.

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Yeah, thanks for marrying her, dude.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just wish she'd use a smaller strap on

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a good time. Don't pass it up.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Man also gains 10 pounds, loses hair, stops using basic hygiene, midlife crisis, spends money on frivolous things. It can go either way.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 7

Fair enough, but it sounds like there was a middle request to... use a wig?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Farts at the dinner table.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Losing your hair isn't something you can control...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sometimes neither is weight gain depending on hormone and if kids are involved.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

10 pounds is basically eating thanksgiving dinner. And sex drive lowers over time for lots of reasons.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

10 lbs is basically the entire Thanksgiving dinner. And sex drives lower but the biggest hit always seems to happen after marriage.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3