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I've been waiting 8 months for this, now the day is here and, I'm nervous as hell. I read the pamphlet on how they will do it.
My biggest concern is the needle going in to my sack to numb everything.
I'm not regretting or getting cold feet, just nerves.
Edit: 6 hours after the procedure now.
I feel no pain what so ever. The wife was kind and quickly took me to a supermarket to buy briefs.
The worst part after, honestly, was the constant farting.
I took 1 neurofren for a small stinging pain as the anaesthetic wore off and had a nap. Just woke up feeling no discomfort or pain of any kind.
Calicoastin818
there comes a time when you don't wanna have any more kids or any kids at all, they're a huge responsibility You'll have time to play video games have lotsa sex and travel 🧳
Sehak5
Melonfish
Look it's going to hurt when they stick the needle in, it goes away quickly though. Stick it out (sorry) and look toward that end goal it really isn't as bad as you think all told. Frozen peas in a towel for later as when the anaesthetic wears off it'll feel like you've been kicked in the balls, this is normal and it lasts a few days so rest up and let it heal. You got this.
TalkingSnake
Just remember, soon it will be all Twinkies instead toaster strudel.
GoodGuyGonzo
Sack lobotomy
PatThaiCM
Did it30 years ago, never regretted it. I had the cut a section, tie off AND cauterize.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
I believe I'm getting the electrical cauterization.
MyQuietRiot
I got mine last week. If you’re down for more than a two days I’d be shocked.
Krossis
Get a few bags of Peas
IAmZephyre
Congrats.
SubnetTwelve
So you can screw around without having to worry about surprises. Nice.
Absent
Ah, no. There'll still be surprises, though smaller in size but larger in quantity.
eternaldragon6661
not surprises you have to wait 9 months for at least anyway
wilagames
The first shot on each side hurts a lot. The surgery takes about 45 mins. Recovery is pretty quick. Not having to worry about birth control is amazing. Good luck! It's rad that you are making responsible reproductive decisions.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
I barely felt any of the shots. I was done in 20-30 minutes.
wilagames
That's awesome. Both of my shots absolutely sucked. I'm glad you're feeling good!
thevortexmaster
You'll be alright. Just listen to the doc. Mine was brutal but I'm in the minority of people.
masterolizardry
Tisimish
I'm getting a hysterectomy on the 24th. Gonna transform these gonads into the nonads I've always deserved B)
thedewser
It will be fine! Had it done 2 years ago. Severed my line seeing I have brothers that have kids. You walk funny for a few days and the plumbing is back to normal after about a week. Then comes the fun part. You get to schedule times to make deposits so they can check for any swimmers. I also had an audience watching the procedure. Doc and two attractive PAs. "So what are you two doing after this..."
burpwind
I know a few guys who have had it done and they were back at work operating heavy machinery the next day. Dont fret.
Sherpafish
Do Not Do This. Voice of experience.
mrmartini
Yeah. I actually needed a few extra days off. Everyone heals differently. Listen to your doctor and, most importantly, listen to your junk. You're ready when you're ready.
GideonGrey
The numbing is over pretty quick, but it does sting for a second. Other than that, it's a breeze.
amoth
pro tip: scare the doc by wanting to see what they are doing. it's actually quite interesting
Melonfish
I did this, propped myself up to watch I got bored lying there.
amoth
you can't nut for a couple of days so what else is there
badbmc
Definition of macho: jogging home from your vasectomy.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
I went out shopping for briefs and snacks after.
beaubrent
After his vasectomy, my dad had three more kids.
brickius
It didn't stop the kids, just changed the colour
DisabledParadox
Story time?
hackller
the only discomfort you get is when they pull the tubes after they are cut to tie them off. i was walking normally after. wife thought 1/2
hackller
i had not had it done. had a testicular biopsy before that and that was painful. was walking like john wayne.
thevortexmaster
Mine was brutal. I had to pull over. It was like my nuts were in a vise for 2 days, barely walk for a week, then I ended up with PVPS. It's not always peaches and cream
Lynkfox
3rd week after mine. Spend the next few days in a recliner with bags if peas and ibuprofen. Lots of swelling, but it goes away soon enough.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
Put peas on for 20 minutes after I got home. Took 1 neurofren when I started to feel a small stinging. 6 hours after now, and I don't really feel any pain at all.
Lynkfox
It was day2 for me that the sourness really kicked in
Justanotherimgurbrowser
That's what I'm expecting. Got some hard over the counter pain reliefs ready.
Syfulus
Nope super easy quick and doesnt really hurt after just remember you are not immediately shooting blanks
Semiflaccid
6 months out from mine, just had my 2nd sample tested, still have some boys in there. Another 3 month and I get tested again
Flamingnub
Also get checked up after a while to make sure it doesn't reverse itself.
thevortexmaster
Mine was brutal. I had to pull over. It was like my nuts were in a vise for 2 days, barely walk for a week, then I ended up with PVPS. It's not always peaches and cream
FlyingGiantElk
Remember to clear the chamber after ejecting the mag, one can say. You don’t want a negligent discharge resulting in a gain of life.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Well done.
myotherrideisyermom
So dry fire a few times before going to full battle stations?
Semiflaccid
I'm 6 months out from mine and I still have some in there, they test you every 3 months till you show no boys
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I had my primary give me a couple Valium to take before the procedure. It helped with the nerves. It's not that bad. I definitely recommend getting more than one jockstrap and maybe don't cheap out. Alternatively, as silly as it might sound look for some "bulge enhancing" underwear on Amazon or something. It's basically underwear with a nice pocket for the jewels. Much softer and less prone to chaffing. Can pair well with a jockstrap if you don't find it supportive enough.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
Too late for that. It's happening in an hour. I did put on my tightest boxers today that offers, some semblance of support.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Good luck! Would definitely recommend at the least maybe having a partner/friend/family member at least going to like Walmart or a sporting goods place and grabbing the jockstrap. Trust me the extra support helps a lot. It was actually in my Doctor's recovery instructions to wear one for two weeks.
Justanotherimgurbrowser
We went and got some briefs. 6 hours after now I feel no pain at all. Not even discomfort. I have been snoozing since, so maybe that will change when I get up to go to the bathroom!
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Glad to hear you are doing well. Hope that it continues to be easy going!
Justanotherimgurbrowser
So do I!
amoth
welcome to the club
Digitalblade
I joined this year
Justanotherimgurbrowser
Hope it won't be bad. I think the worst part is the wife having to allow me to lie down for 24 hours to recover :D
amoth
that was the best part
Justanotherimgurbrowser
I'm hoping to convince her to buy me some snacks so I can just go to bed with my phone, charger, snacks, drink and binge star wars.
amoth
as it should be