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obviously this is a joke, but why not make it a real thing, who's it hurting?
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**Most viral edit: go be excellent to each other. And steal some memes and send them to me.**
codyhanna5347
#18 you underestimate my power!
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
#1 The more I look at it, the more I agree it's very Baroque like. Bet the photographer took extra Art History classes on the Baroque period
Raissa
When I started dating my husband my family all called him Mickey Not-The-Cat because my cat has the same name as him
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
AlexanderElcazorro
Is that first picture porn, or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
ThereIsAJifForThat
Child "safe"
ev0id
Obvious plant
boomtoughactintinactin
That shit pertnear killed me.
zmanz
What about laptop n baby? Dont see anything wrong..
ScarecrowSticks
spartanG27
There is only 38 stars on the flag in the simpsons meme
radiradi
#2 a guy from achievement hunter is married to a woman named Cat so he has to differentiate between Cat and the cat
cyntalle
Definitely had Closer as my cringy Myspace music.. at the ripe age of maybe 13.
BorkBorkasson
Quality dump. 5/7. Saved a bunch and laughed a bunch. Thanks!
Christonabike101
That dog in #16 looks like the babadook.
scribetree
#24 *Missourah
helagos
As a Missourian, you can fuck off with that bullshit pronunciation.
scribetree
Well now I know what Grandpa Simpson was talking about.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
I hate when people post #4. His fucking name is James Hook
Mikeiller
The original story states "Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at this date set the country in a blaze".
tpgreyknight
Captain Hook is Cromwell confirmed
xaviar3000
Why is there no link to the dog portrait artist? I would pay $50 for one of my dog like that
sistergoldenhairsurprise
I'll do a stick dog for $10.
Nutinbutbootson
I got you bro, just send me the pic!
xaviar3000
/a/66ksQnp
giftkartoffel
Your dog has a great face. It looks so soft
giftkartoffel
Same. I love weird shit
Whatshutupwhat
Hear me out people in your 30s-- have sex and THEN go out to get Taco Bell.
lbelli21
i too celebrate sex with Taco Bell
anotherdeadaquarian
You think life is that EASY?
goflyblind
#28 but kfc and taco bell are part the same company. at least, in canada they are.
ImProbablyDrinking
taco bell, kfc, pizza hut and long john silvers are combined as BurgerBusters Inc.
giftkartoffel
Lol what it's Yum Brands
giftkartoffel
I searched BurgerBusters and thats wild. It's a Corp that franchises Yum Brand restaurants. Like a lot of them
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Someone needs to tell Carson about whole milk. Change his life.
mypasswordwascorrectasshole
Him and slimecicle are a good duo tbh
AntaNce
Maybe, but H E A V Y C R E A M will for certain
Vengance183
Will it help Pizza get a job?
giveintome
Blow his mind and tell him about cream
iLikeMu
What he really needs is a stick of butter.
srslysterling
4%
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
I don’t know how to break this to you, but “whole” milk is truthfully only about 3.5% milk fat.
imgonnajackofftoyourselfiesandtheresnothingyoucandoaboutit
I only drink 100% milk fat. Not any of the gross milk, just good old fashioned titty lard
HoldThatTHOT
"Titty lard" fucking laughing my ass off at work getting funny looks cuz this shit
delmania
Well, clarified butter is also called ghee, and people do eat it.
aPokal
Butter?
dumblastname
Butterface
PotatOSLament
Raw milk, but because it’s 100% milk fat he’s calling it titty lard.
Possboi
But holes are empty silly.
dumblastname
You’ve never heard of glory holes then... it will blow your mind.
ausernamewhat
Buttholes...hehe
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Empty buttholes are tempting buttholes
SirLyonhart
Only when there's nothing going in or coming out
thehumanoidsarecoming
#1 purple lacebottomed tank, white tee, hoodie, vest.
IFoldlyGo
The movie "Split" had another reason for a woman to wear multiple layers
IWouldDoThings
What's the grey one?
zippersniffer
I think it's part of the vest?
thehumanoidsarecoming
yeah, its the vests elastic band
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
My teacher taught me about sex ed
EvilDeadTed
No way that dude is married.
PrecociousPanther
Is there a reason grandpa Simpson hates Missouri? Or was that just a throw away joke?
rbudrick
Have you fucking been there?
PrecociousPanther
I grew up in Nebraska, but the only time I would venture down to Missouri was to go to Worlds of Fun lol
mrputter
The admission of Missouri as a new state to the union was not without controversy... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Compromise
mrputter
(I don't *know* if that's what the Simpsons writers were referencing with that line, but I've always taken it as such.)
helagos
#24 As a Missourian, Grandpa Simpson can take a long walk off a short cliff.
pochombo
i like to pretend the one on the left is Rogue
illogicalphallusies
based on limited knowledge, it seems whatever molecule "zepan" is would be the main worker in antidepressants
illogicalphallusies
zepam*
TautologyIsWhatItIs
Anxiolytics, not anti depressants
FredMcConnell
#18 It amazes me how popular Taco Bell is. I can’t stand it.
Morpheous
Chalupas!
DeadeicPrints
Because its fucking delicious yo.
JimFromMarketing
Just the fries supreme alone
braindotexehasfailed
st2ht
Taco Bell is what it is I just can't believe anyone would even think "huh, sex or taco bell? Or in what order?" Either way your fucked?
rbudrick
Taco meat from a spout. Or, once I saw em using a pastry decorating squeaze bag in a mini taco bell in a gas station. No thanks.
EvilDeadTed
Fun Fact: Their "meat" has so much sand in it, they are not legally allowed to call it meat. So they call it "taco filling."
rbudrick
Daaaaaamn. Sand? Sauce? I mean, can they even call their sauce sauce?
Nutinbutbootson
Rolled chicken tacos are freakin awesome!
spoontheory
Nice dump. +1. #18 though, as a 40yo man, is b.s. And #22, as iamtheonewhogetsit pointed out, there's Whole Milk. It exists...
delmania
The % in milk refers to the amount of butterfat by weight. 100% milkfat is called clarified butter.
delmania
Butterfat* not milkfat.
spoontheory
You must be fun at parties :)
spoontheory
*sorry @Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
OvariesLordRansSama
I believe the Myth states that Athena only changed the hairs on her head.
dumblastname
Think she ever got any dong? I bet that was an aggressive vagene. Gotta yell at it not to attack the wiener.
AntaNce
Yes, if you are enjoying the story from Ovid. Earlier tellings say she was born that way, and was mortal. Also mom to Pegasus.
DukeDarkwood
Not in the sense of having given birth to it, more that blood from her severed head fell and became a winged horse.
AntaNce
Along with his brother, Chrysaor, Pegasus sprang forth most miraculously from his pregnant mother’s neck after Perseus had beheaded her.
TheCarolingian
So...eyebrows and lashes?
TautologyIsWhatItIs
And mustache
TheRicM
And ear hair
Predacane35
Nasal
derekjohn
I think we're beginning to overthink this.
johnny0nthesp0t9
I disagree, I think we need to think this over even harder.
primarian
Does this include nose and ear hair?
DemonicShoe
'So medusa I have come to slay you!' "thank fuck finally the endless hissing can fucking stop"
CaptinCuddles
If you look at depictions of medusa on greek pots she does look quite a lot different go how we make her look today
Blackrain39
Does she even have legs?
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
No, Medusa is a Gorgon, they have the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a snake.
Lashiel87
No, the gorgans had a snake body from the waist down. Medusa was one of three and the only mortal one
SpitMatt
You have bible teachers teaching sex ed in the US? Jesus even in Malta it's professional guidance who do the sex ed...
CrazyGuyOnABike
BYU, the premier mormon university owned by the LDS church, still produces one of the most-used online sex ed courses.
SithShodan
All I had for sex ed was look at STDs and sign a contract with Jesus saying I wouldn't have sex until I was married.
youwantmetodowhatinthere
You guys get sex ed?
Dontlookatmeimugly
No in the US now there are hot teachers who just sleep with students.
Katusa
Maybe in private schools...
jimmyhowlett
Guess which states have the most teen pregnancies.
Goglinko
You know that churches are a thing right? And their main goal is to teach people how to live. (and bake sales)
BigBagOfNope
Churches are here to make money these days. education is just a chance to get them while theyre young.
Bottlecapboy
Sex even ONCE and you DIE
SithShodan
This is what happens when you drink the mariwanas?
sykoticflaw
Welcome to the south, where abstinence-only education is the law of the land, and also contributes to crazy high teen pregnancy rates.
JamiesEPIRB
Not limited to the south, it’s taught all over the country.
wiltsjunk
Much more prevalent in the South though
JamiesEPIRB
Not really, it’s pretty even across the board. https://www.thoughtco.com/abstinence-only-sex-education-3533767
rooik14
Nah in Public Schools it's primarily gym teachers. Bible Teachers are for the private religious schools.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
So...free prostitutes in school?
BigJezz
Yoi are thinking of sluts. Free prostitutes are sluts my friend
TerranMikkus
So... sluts in school? QUICK, EMMERSON STOP THE PRESS, TURNS OUT GIRLS ARE HORNY TOO!!!
BigJezz
What part of what i said indicates gender. Men can be protisttutes and sluts too you sexist!
TerranMikkus
So... guys can be sluts too? QUICK, EMMERSON STOP THE PRESS, TURNS OUT GUYS CAN BE SLUTS TOO
MissaBean
I have been saying the US needs sex-ed standards passed down from the DOE. It needs to be universal & fact & science-based.
DrinkTeaOrDie
That would be awesome.
alwaysupvotefuturama
Of those two things there's only one that should have specialized teachers. Hint: not the bible
JHawke
Around here it was the rather ugly biology teacher and her assortment of personal toys. I have never been happier with aphantasia.
BecauseCanadian
Aphantasia is absolutely fascinating to me. Any personal thoughts on having it?
JHawke
Entire essays :p I have given it a ton of thought ever since I found out that when people say "imagine..." they mean it a tad more literal >
JHawke
> and while it has it's obvious disadvantages, I'd like to think it's also responsible for my superior memory, or my ways of thinking.