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May 1, 2025 2:15 AM
SquirrelWithATophat
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squillis
That's it, I'm going out to buy cigarettes and milk...
VerySmallDuck
Cosmicfisherman
Wish I could read the blurry words.
TheDoctorIsInside
Fun fact: In Norwegian Jellyfish is "Manet", but "manet" also means "kreve", or in english "demand", so there are demands in the ociean.
Ssemo
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNWNzcmxobWdzbG92Z2E2bG9jdGZ5djN6ZTQ3YnBja213Y20wNWRxdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O/giphy.mp4
AceBandito
Fun fact: factoids aren't facts.
hydrocarbon82
Look at me: I'm the cartoonist now
NotNateEz
Did you make these blurry?
jimfalconer611
I’ll straight up lick your hands, @OP , you don’t know me
SupernaturalReactions
My first thought, no one would shake hands... except for the kind of people you wouldn't want to shake hands with even if you couldn't taste with your hands.
Yech.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NzQ5NW14MXAwd2wxMGpheWljdGVmMWNyYXU5cnczbjRndXp6Z2toeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UAbYPPJQnigHS/200w.webp
ximzadix
fun fact - the ocean is a lot smaller than you think, even though it covers more than 71% of the earths surface -
TantiTRI
let's say someone did this. how would it affect fishing season?
ximzadix
like the fish, it would be dead
blueKD
Put it back
Nathanyel
Blue Marble my ass, it's just a paintjob!
ImperfectDad
I've thought about this quite a bit. It means you can kind of make a model of a planet by dipping a marble into water. Just the skin of water that clings to it is equivalent to an ocean for that marble-sized planet. Actually, probably even more water than needed to represent an earth-like planet.
DarksteelPenguin
A marble planet would also have, relative to its size, much higher mountains/deeper oceans.
Johannason
That states it's, uh, fresh water. Where's the salt water?
DangerBaer
Have you checked inside your butthole?
Poipoine
The big one, all water. The small one fresh water (clouds). The micro one lakes and rivers
sylkysmooth
It says it represents three things - All water on, in, and above earth, liquid freshwater, and finally freshwater lakes and rivers. So the salt water is part of the first one, the one after has the saltwater removed, and the final has all non-lake and river freshwater removed. Sorry if I'm over explaining or making you think I think you're stupid, I really don't think that, just "over explaining" is kind of how my brain works and now I'm over explaining that. Sorry!
Sharook
I didn't see the tiny dot on the main image (on my phone) so just read the two smaller dot sizes in the table and applied them to the two dots I could see on the image thank you for over explaining it made me look again properly!
bendaresall
That's crazy! What about all the monsters lurking in the bottom?
PuebloSlopper
Either they're about to suffocate or they're gonna be really mad that someone took their water.
CakeOrGlory
Sounds like you need to wipe more fastidiously m8
bendaresall
That's groooooss! Haha
michiyl
ximzadix
forgot the sauce - https://www.usgs.gov/programs/cmhrp/news/top-10-things-you-didnt-know-about-ocean
Maviyakuku
Surprised Trump hasn't ordered this deleted already.
ximzadix