May 7, 2018 7:23 AM
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HapaxLegomaniax
She turned into Betty Boopboopbedoop
thoraxe707
thildemaria
Aww, it just wants to be part of the pictures
ccyanide0
Silly run aside, the bride looks beautiful c:
Mccorny
For some reason all I hear is the dr zoidberg noise
IStoleALoafOfBread
that's why mermaid dresses suck...that and lack of pockets
Critterjones
I wonder if she was in a Daft Punk Video https://imgur.com/Siklebd
ImAnAvacado
That building looks like the Dunder-Miflin Scranton branch building
NikoAndNoshi
Never seen a group of people so terrorized by 1 pigeon. Did Mike Tyson have something to do with this?
jesusisherelookbusy
deadpoolsdong
"Gotta go fast"
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Pigeons = ghetto doves
Thome216
That's the way they use to dress'em in the old days. Kept the brides from getting away.
tehPhreakmang
aaronthebaron1
“I got this!” Immediately makes everything eight times worse.
SearchingForUnderstanding
Story of my life.
mondeca
Best Man.
SMODomite
toolongofanametoputhere
How does she walk down the aisle that way?
BayLeavesandKeanuReaves
slowly
Imalwaysready
I'm always amazed at how instinctively terrified humans are of animals they outsize and outweigh a hundred times over.
GoodGameYoungLad
Yea a lot of animals are like that
TheAccursedHamster
Why didnt she invite the penguins who raised her to her wedding?
Janusha
Its rare to see a whole group of people this useless.
callmethelizardqueen
You don't get out much, do you?
Certainly not this far away.
winnythebish18
*Minister*: speak now or forever hold your peace. *Pigeon*...
doucheCat
*when you need to shit and are already "prairie-doggin'" on your way to the toilet*
NalaLaLa
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNxtPl7SaDQ
quattroformaggix4
Oh my god...some phrases conjure such a vivid image.... I’ve only heard it called turtle heading
PentagramDreams
I laughed at at this harder than I should have.
goboltz
Can't you just play "Whack a mole" til you get there ?!
debugstatement
wind her up and watch her go!
mossom
v
Mimicyu
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!
5knotcans
Getting married in a back alley what could go wrong?
TheGreatWhiteWolf
Stabbings, shootings, muggings, rape, tossed in a dumpster fire. Plenty of things.
Site of their first date ;)
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
I thought Mike Tyson’s wife would of been fine with pigeons by now
Trigfire
*would have
LongCommentChainAppreciator
What if his wife is a pigeon: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/67/25/106725f48714faa697e3628649c5c0d6.jpg
Mike Tyson would never harm a pigeon.
EssemGEE
Why are you RONNING?
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
giam0c0
Thanks i was sure this would have been here +1
wangtangle
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
beadyeyedsquirrel
AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!
STINKPICKEL
WTF couldn't they find a nicer place to take wedding photos? Her gown is getting dragged through that nasty parking lot.
rocwelstudio
It was the side of the venue. We made it look nice, where did you shoot your wedding??
Photos & wedding were in a state park, reception at the In laws row home. But some one shoulda helped bird bride with her grown.
Reception at a house. Lol. And you talking bad about her. You got to be kidding me. Your a funny one. You should pick up your dress ????
We aren't rich, just happy with each other, plus the rugs at my in law's house were clean. Not talking bad, feeling bad for the bride. 1/2
Girl's special day and she had to drag her beautiful gown through a parking lot. Lovely bride deserved better. 2/2
NiceGreenArrows
In that dress, that's her top speed.
Blackrain39
That'll be one long funeral. Spend all day waiting for her to walk down the aisle and back.
Why the fuck did I put funeral when I meant wedding?
Serabii
she should've pick the turbo....
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Not before she shifts into maximum overdrive!
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Looks like about 30 speed to me.
hotdudecurator
Haha yeah, not exactly marathon clothing
Gayforbae
That's why it's called a hobble skirt
justahumanlikeyou
*you are overincumbered and can’t run!*
3nd3rwiggin
Imagine if this was a runaway bride... "She has been running for half an hour, hasn't even made it out of the church..."
dudewheresmyname
Are they taking wedding pics at a storage unit!?!
BreadyStinellis
There's a wedding venue in Chicago in the Middle of an industrial park. It's actually gorgeous and makes for some pretty cool pics.
pyr0chaos
"DEJA VU!"
*eurobeat intensifies*
justbaka
Actually with some modifications to her vehicle she could go much faster by rearing up the front her engine may give her a boost to speed 1
2 translation by picking up the front of her dress she can speed up by giving her legs more room
Mumalot
Shift into W for wumbo... or wiggle.
DoubleJeff4
Dress grants minus speed.
ZepTheNooBVersionTwo
And probably on high heels too.
ivegottwolegs
Because look at the way it makes her legs look so long!
TheReverseShock
I can hear this gif
Lovely dress though
If I had that bod I don't care how hard it is to run, I would wear a mermaid dress too! To ANYTHING that required dressing up.
OldSwedishGrandma
She's beautiful, and the dress fits her like a glove. That bitch. LOL
I know it was her wedding day and she knows how good she looks. But I also want her to have recognition from strangers like us.
PuppiesAreMyHappyPlace
+5 to charisma checks, but speed is reduced to a third of your movement.
Doofer20
i literally had this exactly in a DnD campaign but it was because boobies
...what, like it magically made them bigger so the added weight slowed them?
But the boobs should cause confusion in your enemies ;)
meeowth1
She did pretty well, most people would have probably fallen over. She had grace.
IMadeThisSoICanSaveFavorites
"You may not like it. But this is what peak performance looks like."
anxiouschef
Brides hate her!
The T. rex arms for balance cracked me up
krauraurgg
It looks functional. She didn't fall. That's pretty impressive, given the circumstances.
Oh yeah agreed. Technique served its purpose
*Ahem* GRACE
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
She died 30 years ago
RIP
HapaxLegomaniax
She turned into Betty Boopboopbedoop
thoraxe707
thildemaria
Aww, it just wants to be part of the pictures
ccyanide0
Silly run aside, the bride looks beautiful c:
Mccorny
For some reason all I hear is the dr zoidberg noise
IStoleALoafOfBread
that's why mermaid dresses suck...that and lack of pockets
Critterjones
I wonder if she was in a Daft Punk Video https://imgur.com/Siklebd
ImAnAvacado
That building looks like the Dunder-Miflin Scranton branch building
NikoAndNoshi
Never seen a group of people so terrorized by 1 pigeon. Did Mike Tyson have something to do with this?
jesusisherelookbusy
deadpoolsdong
"Gotta go fast"
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Pigeons = ghetto doves
Thome216
That's the way they use to dress'em in the old days. Kept the brides from getting away.
tehPhreakmang
aaronthebaron1
“I got this!” Immediately makes everything eight times worse.
SearchingForUnderstanding
Story of my life.
mondeca
Best Man.
SMODomite
toolongofanametoputhere
How does she walk down the aisle that way?
BayLeavesandKeanuReaves
slowly
Imalwaysready
I'm always amazed at how instinctively terrified humans are of animals they outsize and outweigh a hundred times over.
GoodGameYoungLad
Yea a lot of animals are like that
TheAccursedHamster
Why didnt she invite the penguins who raised her to her wedding?
Janusha
Its rare to see a whole group of people this useless.
callmethelizardqueen
You don't get out much, do you?
Janusha
Certainly not this far away.
winnythebish18
*Minister*: speak now or forever hold your peace. *Pigeon*...
doucheCat
*when you need to shit and are already "prairie-doggin'" on your way to the toilet*
NalaLaLa
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNxtPl7SaDQ
quattroformaggix4
Oh my god...some phrases conjure such a vivid image.... I’ve only heard it called turtle heading
PentagramDreams
I laughed at at this harder than I should have.
goboltz
Can't you just play "Whack a mole" til you get there ?!
debugstatement
wind her up and watch her go!
mossom
Mimicyu
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!
5knotcans
Getting married in a back alley what could go wrong?
TheGreatWhiteWolf
Stabbings, shootings, muggings, rape, tossed in a dumpster fire. Plenty of things.
callmethelizardqueen
Site of their first date ;)
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
I thought Mike Tyson’s wife would of been fine with pigeons by now
Trigfire
*would have
LongCommentChainAppreciator
What if his wife is a pigeon: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/67/25/106725f48714faa697e3628649c5c0d6.jpg
HapaxLegomaniax
Mike Tyson would never harm a pigeon.
EssemGEE
Why are you RONNING?
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
giam0c0
Thanks i was sure this would have been here +1
wangtangle
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
beadyeyedsquirrel
AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!
STINKPICKEL
WTF couldn't they find a nicer place to take wedding photos? Her gown is getting dragged through that nasty parking lot.
rocwelstudio
It was the side of the venue. We made it look nice, where did you shoot your wedding??
STINKPICKEL
Photos & wedding were in a state park, reception at the In laws row home. But some one shoulda helped bird bride with her grown.
rocwelstudio
Reception at a house. Lol. And you talking bad about her. You got to be kidding me. Your a funny one. You should pick up your dress ????
STINKPICKEL
We aren't rich, just happy with each other, plus the rugs at my in law's house were clean. Not talking bad, feeling bad for the bride. 1/2
STINKPICKEL
Girl's special day and she had to drag her beautiful gown through a parking lot. Lovely bride deserved better. 2/2
NiceGreenArrows
In that dress, that's her top speed.
Blackrain39
That'll be one long funeral. Spend all day waiting for her to walk down the aisle and back.
Blackrain39
Why the fuck did I put funeral when I meant wedding?
Serabii
she should've pick the turbo....
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Not before she shifts into maximum overdrive!
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Looks like about 30 speed to me.
hotdudecurator
Haha yeah, not exactly marathon clothing
Gayforbae
That's why it's called a hobble skirt
justahumanlikeyou
*you are overincumbered and can’t run!*
NiceGreenArrows
3nd3rwiggin
Imagine if this was a runaway bride... "She has been running for half an hour, hasn't even made it out of the church..."
dudewheresmyname
Are they taking wedding pics at a storage unit!?!
BreadyStinellis
There's a wedding venue in Chicago in the Middle of an industrial park. It's actually gorgeous and makes for some pretty cool pics.
pyr0chaos
"DEJA VU!"
NiceGreenArrows
*eurobeat intensifies*
justbaka
Actually with some modifications to her vehicle she could go much faster by rearing up the front her engine may give her a boost to speed 1
justbaka
2 translation by picking up the front of her dress she can speed up by giving her legs more room
Mumalot
Shift into W for wumbo... or wiggle.
DoubleJeff4
Dress grants minus speed.
ZepTheNooBVersionTwo
And probably on high heels too.
ivegottwolegs
Because look at the way it makes her legs look so long!
TheReverseShock
I can hear this gif
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Lovely dress though
callmethelizardqueen
If I had that bod I don't care how hard it is to run, I would wear a mermaid dress too! To ANYTHING that required dressing up.
OldSwedishGrandma
She's beautiful, and the dress fits her like a glove. That bitch. LOL
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
I know it was her wedding day and she knows how good she looks. But I also want her to have recognition from strangers like us.
PuppiesAreMyHappyPlace
+5 to charisma checks, but speed is reduced to a third of your movement.
Doofer20
i literally had this exactly in a DnD campaign but it was because boobies
NiceGreenArrows
...what, like it magically made them bigger so the added weight slowed them?
callmethelizardqueen
But the boobs should cause confusion in your enemies ;)
meeowth1
She did pretty well, most people would have probably fallen over. She had grace.
IMadeThisSoICanSaveFavorites
"You may not like it. But this is what peak performance looks like."
anxiouschef
Brides hate her!
anxiouschef
The T. rex arms for balance cracked me up
krauraurgg
It looks functional. She didn't fall. That's pretty impressive, given the circumstances.
anxiouschef
Oh yeah agreed. Technique served its purpose
meeowth1
*Ahem* GRACE
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
She died 30 years ago
anxiouschef
RIP