Convinced a Nigerian scammer to move into the White House

Oct 5, 2016 2:38 AM

markharden300

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A random dude started messaging me so I decided to have a little fun. Obviously he doesn't understand that 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is the White House.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://www.419eater.com/ IMO the funniest site on the intarwebs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

lol you probably going to prison for treason. sorry @OP

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sorry about your dogs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love fucking around with those guys. And the "Microsoft" callers are super fun to mess with too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$1000 to $5. As a scammer you take what you can get?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, the last name sounds about right

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Say "Mark" one more time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smiles

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Common Mark

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nigerian scammer used Harden. It's not very effective.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this post is what it's like to have sex on anti depressants.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is the rest? Hey, @OP Dont you dare to leave us hanging like this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "He got all his kids jobs because no one else would hire them", thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing @OP

9 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 3

I liked the part about in January maybe Bill can help you find the girls

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

/a/JPMgy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the first half I thought it was two bots chatting. Heh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait why is this funnny? I got why the whitehouse thing was but didn't this post get stopped abruptly?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of ran out of political ideas ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think by "scammer" you mean "person asking for help"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Take pics when Jackson shows up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok you call the number and send your money. Go on. We'll wait.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"In January Bill will take you out to find the girls." Savage. Absolutely savage.

9 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 1

"find the girls" sounds awfully suspicious. It just says "meet girls".

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

This post made me sad.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

It's a common scam. He's probably not in Nigeria and probably wouldn't use the money to move.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. Because his dogs were stolen and also because who knows maybe he's just so desperate idk

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Y tho

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hi Mark. I come live with you Mark. Ok Mark? Send money Mark.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

common, Mark!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But Mark

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So did you send the 5 bucks? Did he finally move? Does Sushi taste better? We demand a part 2.

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's very unsettling for me to see my name being repeated over and over again in a conversaiton. This somehow annoyed me.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sorry Mark.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved the post though. How's it like living in 1600 Pennsylvania ave., @OP? How much is the rent? I'd like to move in with you guys.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's really expensive. You have to get a sponsor like Walmart or the Koch brothers to be able to afford it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Maybe Don can give me a small loan of a million dollars. Can you ask him for me?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1