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Mar 18, 2016 9:41 PM
dukeofblizzard
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erischilde
Foreskin ftw
bishop2905
Spit
W0lfsbl00d
http://i.lvme.me/djkl341.jpg
SedativeComet
I don't use any lubricant when I fap
KiltedinSeattle
Olive oil is da bomb. For stir frying.
imyourzer0
Have you considered insanity wolf?
Tonen
I thought only circumcised people needed to use it, which is rare outside Israel, US, Middle East.
Astrogod07
I'm circumcised and I don't use it
Reckitralph
Fukkouttaherewithallthatnoise
Cutting off a piece of the slong is not as common as some people think, mainly religious people and Americans do it.
CanadianRedneck
Bingo!
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
Me neither, never needed it
dundundunnnn
Apparently 9 out of 10 circumcised guys care way to much about other guys dicks
stinkycheezmonky
That statistic is probably not far from truth. "Size matters" and all that bullshit.
username0000007
I use a vibrator
WafflesMcGee
Neither do I. Is that normally a thing?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
it is if you're not a filthy casual.
WafflesMcGee
TIL I'm a filthy casual.
Jancer16
Use coconut oil
DiscoSnake
I didn't know this was a thing to people asked me about it
DiscoSnake
Using lotion I mean
jimmiebjr
How many times do you get that question?
DiscoSnake
Ehh used to be every couple months when overseas
AztecLizard
what is this lotion you talk obout?
WoodNinja
My dick is just one big tubular callous.
dousie
Good to know
NewAccountForReasons
I laughed way too hard at this.
MrShifty
BAND NAME
Messyart
You get the hose quite often I see. Poor guy..
dukeofblizzard
nope my cum works like lotion
Messyart
I bet you could silence some lambs with that stuff.
LionHeart31337
How the fuck can you guys not us anything to fap with?!
CanadianRedneck
Because we haven't been mutilated by circumcision?
LionHeart31337
Oh... I never thought of that. Thanks for answering.
useless3y3s
I think it's mostly for the guys that had their parts mangled, they dry out faster so they need more moisture to prevent friction burns...
MaRask
+1 for mangled.
manonmoon11
Rubbing alcohol works the best. It's in the name.
PhysicsPhren
I'm scared for all the imgurans that will load up their fleshlights, and have alcohol poisoning from it entering through the engorged 1/2
PhysicsPhren
, thin skinned tip. Also, it evaporates so fast that you would need to refill every 30 sec
CharlesFuckingBronson
I feel like this is WAY less common than usually depicted...
itiswicked
Which? Using lotion or not?
CharlesFuckingBronson
Using lotion. I never have, and no one I know says they do...
angrywithoutcheese
I do, circumcision makes it a little less comfortable without
Zombraina
I know a guy who's circumcised and faps without lotion. Depends on how much skin you have to work with, even without foreskin.
Simplyfun
me neither, it's an ear wax only situation.
realmdweller
Meg, is that you?
maiseylou
OMG ????????????????
Mystakaphoros
...interesting.
NIC0LANGEL0
GoriddleGorilla
Holy smokes that's hilarious.
dousie
Filthy boy
toxcrusadr
Want to upvote for creativity, too disgusted, can't.
sweetsunbeam
If you're uncircumcised you don't need lotion. Circumcised men usually do
baronridiculous
I was 30 years old before a girl gave me a handjob with lube. I've never looked back. Much more like sex than dry. And I'm uncut.
sweetsunbeam
Hot
mokkel
Why is that?
sweetsunbeam
I think the uncircumcised penis needs a buffer like lotion, for lack of a foreskin
kindacreepy
"usually" thats straight up false. rarely do.
sweetsunbeam
I'm just speaking from experience of ppl I've known. I'm not pulling from any statistic.
kindacreepy
Where do you live, most men I know are circumcised rare not to be and nobody uses lotion except the odd weirdo
sweetsunbeam
I'm from the US! Midwest bible belt area. I feel like it's much less normal to circumcise in Europe or Australia (Reference: I'm Australian)
kindacreepy
Oh well its very common in North America, Africa, the middle east etc.
RickCaptain
Lotion is only for special occasions...
scopegoat
when its been a while and you want a harder ending
wellnoshit
Like making spaghetti.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I found Papyrus
giveitagentlesqueege
Or Valentines Day
RepresentativeOfNorway
with the special "sauce" obviously!
TeamKillingFuckTard
Knees weak, arms are heavy
justmeandmym8s
There's vomit on his shirt
Xilias
Mom's spaghetti. Wait....
slimvictor
I don't even use motion when I fap. Nothing turns me on like motionless and dry.
mokkel
#ifapwithemotion
mokkel
#nolotionnomotion
stinkycheezmonky
So you....what, just squeeze it?
slimvictor
You sound disgusted, yet your name is stinkycheezmonky...
stinkycheezmonky
Not disgusted, dumbfounded.
slimvictor
Then I have done some good in this world today!
Guiparnakki
I use sand paper.
AutismDoesNotSpeak
Dear god
Quadrant4
Welcmoe to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Keairan
Is your name pinocchio?
DankS0uls
Christ
KronaSamu
Ow
neumatteo
I don't either.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
I do in certain occasion. Like if its the 5th time that day. You know, to relieve the pain a bit.
SilverAura
5th time that day... I feel wrong more than once a day.
ShoeBoughtDaRobot
Are you Jesus?
SilverAura
No I just feel like there's better things to do with my free time than to simulate sex with my hand.
ShoeBoughtDaRobot
I mean five times is a lot, but sometimes you get od bored yo
PrincessLeliana
Does anyone?
Itsnotminehonest
olive oil is nto jsut for eating
LudicrousSpeedGo
When I was 15 I used a bottle of Nair thinking it was lotion and freaked out when my pubes started falling out. Didn't fap for a year after.
barnwolf
Louis C.K. does, but only when traveling.
Nirmy
I usually don't but I have tried it a few times and it's pretty nice
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Occasionally
RemainsspacebarUnknown
i would, but its annoying after the deed is done...
chocchipcookies
I don't use lotion at home in Malaysia but I need to when I go to the UK. I think it has something to do with the humidity or climate.
LargeHat
Coconut oil, son
SexualViolence
Why though?
Cambino
I use lube because I'm not a cretin. I haven't had a dry jerk since '95.
Lupine1982
Water based lubricant
jimmysuebob
I use siracha
ControlZee
As a human without a penis I find this thread academically fascinating
FuzzyKev
Prepare your inbox.
mordrul
I was always amazed at my first boyfriend's ability to cum without any lube of any kind when I gave him a handy.
SilverSpades
Lube actually helps reduce friction, which makes you last longer. Without it you'd cum quicker. At least... That's how it is for me.
mordrul
I'm circumcised. Lack of lubrication for me is kind of like being pawed at by someone wearing boxing gloves. It gets things started [1/2]
mordrul
[2/2] but it doesn't get things done.
systemofanarchy
This....
dukeofblizzard
i dont have a circumcision
themilkmancometh
Penis hoods are awesome
nena18
makes handies way easier!
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I'm circumcised and don't use lotion. Never had a problem.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Same. Except one time, but I was 13 and overly horny that week. Rubbed it raw that week.
CeruleanRonin
Ditto.
didyougrabmyass
spotted the foreigner
Icujle
Spotted the foreigner.
Therearetoomanyusernames
It's not just foreign people
didyougrabmyass
Surprising statistics are surprising.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yeah, the majority of men worldwide are uncut.
duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
It's a foreskin holocaust in the Midwest
Therearetoomanyusernames
North East too.
HelpMeMortyAndSummer
Foreskin acts as natural lubricant so it's fine to not use lotion.
dousie
Same here, never liked lube
HelpMeMortyAndSummer
Really it just adds an extra bit of mess to clean up once the shame sets in.
PhysicsPhren
I found that there can be 0 mess if you pinch the foreskin right when you jizz with your fingers. Then walk to toilet, release, and clean.
dousie
Lol yeah, and more sound
Therearetoomanyusernames
I never heard of a dry jerk until I met my husband and he is also uncut. I thought it was so weird not to use anything!
dundundunnnn
I momentarily panicked the first time I was confronted with a cut guy. "Oh $%*!, what do I do?!? Nothing is working, NOTHING IS WORKING"
Therearetoomanyusernames
That's how I felt when I first handled an uncut one. It looks like a baby wrapped in a blanket. Lol they're more complicated too.
dundundunnnn
AW, they're not so bad http://imgur.com/XtTEkSe