Dec 28, 2012 2:57 AM
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RetardKanard
And I thought I was only supposed to fear spiders. Well played, Moth.
craiggles
The worst part is that the moth cancelled their unlimited texting plan.
narcissisticOSTRICH
"Once you finish pooping, you have my permission to die." - Moth
danyellenicolle
may the odds be ever in your favor.....
PaidInCash
The crime scene was covered in dust.
Gingermanwithsoul
One of the best texts from parents I have ever seen, +1 for dad trolling
ieatlunchables
Unless it really is moth...
PastTenseofDraw
Moth flies toward daughter, daughter turns commando and shoots the moth, she drives away in a stolen car, moth comes back to life, fuck.
nothingfunnytosay
The eagles are coming next!
ImTheWalrus
But according to Moth, they're not coming to save you…
dontlookatmeever
I can imagine the moth world screaming "Moth with his head!"
HappyWaldoandtheSaltyMonkey
My dad would do this. Because he didn't want to stand up.
Left4Doge
If that moth can type then you damn well better be scared.
Thatsamalamutenotahusky
They are becoming intelligent!!
Cemme
So the Mothman Prophecies are true then...
mkalvas
Just what I was thinking when I read this. I crossed that bridge once (the one they rebuilt better in it's place) I was freaked out.
ApathyPandaLackofCareBear
"I would kill to have a father like that." -Moth
Laimbrane
Troll dad strikes again.
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
I like that Moth uses "love" as his signature.
Timberlin
All she needs is a solitary light in the dark to distract it
noneforGretchenWienersbye
Go check up on your MOTHer
fezzesRcool
I'm so happy I'm not the only person that has bad (but funny) jokes. This legitimately cracked me up.
DisgruntledFerret
That was dumb and I smiled.
PleaseKeepMeAnonymous
Trolling: You're doing it right.
BadLincoln
Oh god, they're learning!
teknowlt
plot twist- the moth IS your father
abott
Escape out the window if you can fit!
madeinjapan89
mothman!
bubblecuffer51
at first i thought it said love mom and i got really scared
ancyker
Right there with you.
mbingcrosby
TIL some moths have a better grasp on you're/your than a large portion of the English speaking population.
Americanada
Sadly that's not very hard.
BiotSavart
A moth with proper grammar. I can respect that.
AlexanderForsman
faith in moth restored
cruhnks21
It's clearly her dad. Moth always signs off, "With best regards"
ronswanburg
readme 10 for all coffee
OK. Going to come clean here. I have seen that comment before. Have no idea what it means. Please explain.
(2/2)for all coffee which has become imgurspeak for over and out,10-4 or best regards!
[deleted]
That's right. Thanks.
JusTopherLaValla
couldn't find the image in the gallery, so here http://weknowmemes.com/2012/12/readme-10-for-all-coffee-text/
I remember now. Thank you.
b0pp
It's the new "over and out"
Thanks
(1/2)a dad got a new phone and was trying to use the voice thing and thats what the voice thing thought he said ,it ended with readme 10
meglin16
Well fuck.
Ashrie
Who?
montag
Well shit.
Hanzi306
where is godzilla when you need him.
idleheadedtractor
Was in Sydney recently
Icamehereforcatsandpuns
Moth, not even once
JonP608
Looks like this hole apocalypse thing is coming true.. Attack of the Moth!
IDontWantToMakeAUsernameItIsTooHard
"Hole Apocalypse"....http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/apocalypse-gallery-curiosity-4.jpg
FUCK!! I even read over my sentence. GOD DAMNIT!!!
nol3ody
Honestly I thought it was a pun, moths eat holes in fabric and stuff right? "Hole" apocalypse. HOLES EVERYWHERE!!!
Ok... Nothing happened. It was on purpose... We won't speak of this again... GOT IT?!
twelfthfantasy
Who the fuck's afraid of a moth? O_o
PolarHailStorm
Obviously not you, since every reply to your comment contains one from you saying how harmless they are or stupid people are.
Xplode441
I'm not, but I recently had the spawn of Mothra in my room until I caught and released it. The thing had like a 3 inch wingspan.
cousteau
Todd and Rodd Flanders.
mmhtz7
My girlfriend. Its so much fun to watch how scared she gets... I mean its just a moth!
Volleyball14
ME.
TheonKilljoy
Any insect, bug.. I'm afraid of. I don't care how "harmless" they are.
bob7777777
thata pretty much me. only ants and lady bugs and maybe praying mantis
MuchDogeWowSuchShibe
Me... I won't go near them. Unless they are the really big colorful ones. Then I want to touch them. Logic?!
SKELETONMAAAN
Only if they are big. They fly uncontrollaby and bonk loudly into the walls and get constantly near to you... *shivers* Not like spiders.
MumaButterfly
My sister is TERRIFIED of both moths and butterflies. It is a source of endless amusement to me.
LasagnaAndMeatballs
Probably the same guy that is afraid of dogs.
ElleKayAre
Moths are one of the only bugs I'm NOT afraid of. I'm feeling like a badass right now.
alaphwolf
On our FOB in Afghanistan we would get thousands of them at night, all about as big as an adult hand... just NOPE
opinionatedposter
The reason it's called a "phobia" is because it's irrational. Some people are just afraid of stuff...Peace.
fuel426
The people who fear them.
Thetiredmechanic
If Mothra was coming straight for you, would you a) shit your pants... or....a) shit your pants
b.
bentwrenches
+1 for username. I know that feel bro.
SapphireSun
After seeing this one, they freak me out http://imgur.com/bLpWr
hehehe. He's cute.
machonmr
Not us, right guys?
I was never afraid of moths...until I realized how potentially big they can get.
But they're still entirely harmless.
tmae
Most things that people have phobias of are mostly, if not entirely, harmless.
I know,right? It' a fucking moth.
SquareZer0
Me. If they land in your hair, they get stuck and then burrow into your brain and turn you into a moth zombie.
ZeshV
Moth, not even once.
I'm gonna need some evidence of this, and several samples of the moths that do it. I swear I won't use it to take over the world >_>
Quadren4
Of course you won't, BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE! MUHAHAHA! but you know, I haven't activated them yet....soon....
Esparc
I'm of the opinion that taking over the world isn't going to be enough to fix it. But go ahead and try, I guarantee it'll still be corrupt.
mmmhm. Right, then.
damspam
jesus fucking christ now I'm afraid of moths. You suck.
danielsdesk
exactly what I was thinking too
flpanhandle
Well, they could eat all your clothing off and leave you naked...that's something to be afraid of.
But...I like being naked.
shank
Me. Terrified. I have slept on the floor in other rooms if one gets in my bedroom. With a towel under the door.
Have you considered seeking counseling?
Nope. Now I just make my fiance put them outside.
It's okay, it's okay
*sigh*
kappesante
me.
RetardKanard
And I thought I was only supposed to fear spiders. Well played, Moth.
craiggles
The worst part is that the moth cancelled their unlimited texting plan.
narcissisticOSTRICH
"Once you finish pooping, you have my permission to die." - Moth
danyellenicolle
may the odds be ever in your favor.....
PaidInCash
The crime scene was covered in dust.
Gingermanwithsoul
One of the best texts from parents I have ever seen, +1 for dad trolling
ieatlunchables
Unless it really is moth...
PastTenseofDraw
Moth flies toward daughter, daughter turns commando and shoots the moth, she drives away in a stolen car, moth comes back to life, fuck.
nothingfunnytosay
The eagles are coming next!
ImTheWalrus
But according to Moth, they're not coming to save you…
dontlookatmeever
I can imagine the moth world screaming "Moth with his head!"
HappyWaldoandtheSaltyMonkey
My dad would do this. Because he didn't want to stand up.
Left4Doge
If that moth can type then you damn well better be scared.
Thatsamalamutenotahusky
They are becoming intelligent!!
Cemme
So the Mothman Prophecies are true then...
mkalvas
Just what I was thinking when I read this. I crossed that bridge once (the one they rebuilt better in it's place) I was freaked out.
ApathyPandaLackofCareBear
"I would kill to have a father like that." -Moth
Laimbrane
Troll dad strikes again.
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
I like that Moth uses "love" as his signature.
Timberlin
All she needs is a solitary light in the dark to distract it
noneforGretchenWienersbye
Go check up on your MOTHer
fezzesRcool
I'm so happy I'm not the only person that has bad (but funny) jokes. This legitimately cracked me up.
DisgruntledFerret
That was dumb and I smiled.
PleaseKeepMeAnonymous
Trolling: You're doing it right.
BadLincoln
Oh god, they're learning!
teknowlt
plot twist- the moth IS your father
abott
Escape out the window if you can fit!
madeinjapan89
mothman!
bubblecuffer51
at first i thought it said love mom and i got really scared
ancyker
Right there with you.
mbingcrosby
TIL some moths have a better grasp on you're/your than a large portion of the English speaking population.
Americanada
Sadly that's not very hard.
BiotSavart
A moth with proper grammar. I can respect that.
AlexanderForsman
faith in moth restored
cruhnks21
It's clearly her dad. Moth always signs off, "With best regards"
ronswanburg
readme 10 for all coffee
cruhnks21
OK. Going to come clean here. I have seen that comment before. Have no idea what it means. Please explain.
ronswanburg
(2/2)for all coffee which has become imgurspeak for over and out,10-4 or best regards!
[deleted]
[deleted]
cruhnks21
That's right. Thanks.
JusTopherLaValla
couldn't find the image in the gallery, so here http://weknowmemes.com/2012/12/readme-10-for-all-coffee-text/
cruhnks21
I remember now. Thank you.
b0pp
It's the new "over and out"
cruhnks21
Thanks
ronswanburg
(1/2)a dad got a new phone and was trying to use the voice thing and thats what the voice thing thought he said ,it ended with readme 10
meglin16
Well fuck.
Ashrie
Who?
montag
Well shit.
Hanzi306
where is godzilla when you need him.
idleheadedtractor
Was in Sydney recently
Icamehereforcatsandpuns
Moth, not even once
JonP608
Looks like this hole apocalypse thing is coming true.. Attack of the Moth!
IDontWantToMakeAUsernameItIsTooHard
"Hole Apocalypse"....http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/apocalypse-gallery-curiosity-4.jpg
JonP608
FUCK!! I even read over my sentence. GOD DAMNIT!!!
nol3ody
Honestly I thought it was a pun, moths eat holes in fabric and stuff right? "Hole" apocalypse. HOLES EVERYWHERE!!!
JonP608
Ok... Nothing happened. It was on purpose... We won't speak of this again... GOT IT?!
twelfthfantasy
Who the fuck's afraid of a moth? O_o
PolarHailStorm
Obviously not you, since every reply to your comment contains one from you saying how harmless they are or stupid people are.
Xplode441
I'm not, but I recently had the spawn of Mothra in my room until I caught and released it. The thing had like a 3 inch wingspan.
cousteau
Todd and Rodd Flanders.
mmhtz7
My girlfriend. Its so much fun to watch how scared she gets... I mean its just a moth!
Volleyball14
ME.
TheonKilljoy
Any insect, bug.. I'm afraid of. I don't care how "harmless" they are.
bob7777777
thata pretty much me. only ants and lady bugs and maybe praying mantis
MuchDogeWowSuchShibe
Me... I won't go near them. Unless they are the really big colorful ones. Then I want to touch them. Logic?!
SKELETONMAAAN
Only if they are big. They fly uncontrollaby and bonk loudly into the walls and get constantly near to you... *shivers* Not like spiders.
MumaButterfly
My sister is TERRIFIED of both moths and butterflies. It is a source of endless amusement to me.
LasagnaAndMeatballs
Probably the same guy that is afraid of dogs.
ElleKayAre
Moths are one of the only bugs I'm NOT afraid of. I'm feeling like a badass right now.
alaphwolf
On our FOB in Afghanistan we would get thousands of them at night, all about as big as an adult hand... just NOPE
opinionatedposter
The reason it's called a "phobia" is because it's irrational. Some people are just afraid of stuff...Peace.
fuel426
The people who fear them.
Thetiredmechanic
If Mothra was coming straight for you, would you a) shit your pants... or....a) shit your pants
twelfthfantasy
b.
bentwrenches
+1 for username. I know that feel bro.
SapphireSun
After seeing this one, they freak me out http://imgur.com/bLpWr
twelfthfantasy
hehehe. He's cute.
machonmr
Not us, right guys?
PleaseKeepMeAnonymous
I was never afraid of moths...until I realized how potentially big they can get.
twelfthfantasy
But they're still entirely harmless.
tmae
Most things that people have phobias of are mostly, if not entirely, harmless.
bentwrenches
I know,right? It' a fucking moth.
SquareZer0
Me. If they land in your hair, they get stuck and then burrow into your brain and turn you into a moth zombie.
ZeshV
Moth, not even once.
twelfthfantasy
I'm gonna need some evidence of this, and several samples of the moths that do it. I swear I won't use it to take over the world >_>
Quadren4
Of course you won't, BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE! MUHAHAHA! but you know, I haven't activated them yet....soon....
Esparc
I'm of the opinion that taking over the world isn't going to be enough to fix it. But go ahead and try, I guarantee it'll still be corrupt.
twelfthfantasy
mmmhm. Right, then.
damspam
jesus fucking christ now I'm afraid of moths. You suck.
danielsdesk
exactly what I was thinking too
flpanhandle
Well, they could eat all your clothing off and leave you naked...that's something to be afraid of.
twelfthfantasy
But...I like being naked.
shank
Me. Terrified. I have slept on the floor in other rooms if one gets in my bedroom. With a towel under the door.
twelfthfantasy
Have you considered seeking counseling?
shank
Nope. Now I just make my fiance put them outside.
bob7777777
It's okay, it's okay
twelfthfantasy
*sigh*
kappesante
me.